I would sleep beneath the golden hill even when I am that hunchback that you see but I guess Iβm just built different
06.08.2025 06:19 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
I would sleep beneath the golden hill even when I am that hunchback that you see but I guess Iβm just built different
06.08.2025 06:19 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just write NOT BLOOD on them
06.08.2025 06:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Friend zoned by life itself
06.08.2025 05:57 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Makes sense, strong plant allegiance
06.08.2025 04:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you have a lot of animal enemies?
06.08.2025 04:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Important part.
06.08.2025 03:31 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know how everything used to be better but now itβs bad? I did that. Not personally, but I was a part of the universe that did
06.08.2025 03:11 β π 61 π 4 π¬ 5 π 0People will literally get on this website and say anything. βIβm too old to join the marines.β Thatβs not true. They changed it so anyone can join
06.08.2025 02:09 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Feral arrangement. Edible arrangement made by feral children. Say it with a feral arrangement.
06.08.2025 00:40 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Debat me. Those fuckers are using me as a roost again
05.08.2025 23:48 β π 32 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0jail
05.08.2025 23:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It should be legal to tear your eyes out of your head and stomp on them like a flange pedal
05.08.2025 23:15 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0You guys are kind of darkly comedic, I just realized
05.08.2025 23:04 β π 46 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0If I were an author I would fire all my characters and hire Indian ones and pocket the difference
05.08.2025 22:41 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Do any of you guys need an intern Iβm bored
05.08.2025 21:57 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Donβt not negative reverse unalive yourself
05.08.2025 21:47 β π 31 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1So siked
05.08.2025 21:20 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seeing a blue check on here is like if there was a horse in a hospital. Probably has some weird kind of horse cancer that needs the human equipment. Not my problem. Glue soon.
05.08.2025 21:19 β π 54 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Something good is going to happen tomorrow for the last time
05.08.2025 21:11 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0When im eating a peach and I realize itβs not freestone it makes me feel like bane batman
05.08.2025 21:03 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You were a waste of my Taco Bell hot sauce packets
05.08.2025 20:57 β π 37 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Sorry babe I canβt get hard when I have colic and Iβm really colicky tonight.
05.08.2025 20:40 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Depends on whether you think time is linear I guess
05.08.2025 20:27 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 07 folks on @challenger.spaceship
05.08.2025 19:59 β π 48 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0How much liquid do you want in your soup? Theyβre all made to order
05.08.2025 18:54 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Campbells extra liquid soups: soups so wet that she doesnβt have to be
05.08.2025 18:49 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Campbells no liquid soups: because wet is for pussies
05.08.2025 18:46 β π 33 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs not too far off
05.08.2025 18:18 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine an island on you
05.08.2025 18:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0