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@puddleofbrain.bsky.social

In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968

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I would sleep beneath the golden hill even when I am that hunchback that you see but I guess I’m just built different

06.08.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just write NOT BLOOD on them

06.08.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friend zoned by life itself

06.08.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes sense, strong plant allegiance

06.08.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a lot of animal enemies?

06.08.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Important part.

06.08.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know how everything used to be better but now it’s bad? I did that. Not personally, but I was a part of the universe that did

06.08.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

People will literally get on this website and say anything. β€œI’m too old to join the marines.” That’s not true. They changed it so anyone can join

06.08.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feral arrangement. Edible arrangement made by feral children. Say it with a feral arrangement.

06.08.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Debat me. Those fuckers are using me as a roost again

05.08.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

jail

05.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It should be legal to tear your eyes out of your head and stomp on them like a flange pedal

05.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys are kind of darkly comedic, I just realized

05.08.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were an author I would fire all my characters and hire Indian ones and pocket the difference

05.08.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do any of you guys need an intern I’m bored

05.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t not negative reverse unalive yourself

05.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

So siked

05.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing a blue check on here is like if there was a horse in a hospital. Probably has some weird kind of horse cancer that needs the human equipment. Not my problem. Glue soon.

05.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something good is going to happen tomorrow for the last time

05.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

When im eating a peach and I realize it’s not freestone it makes me feel like bane batman

05.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You were a waste of my Taco Bell hot sauce packets

05.08.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry babe I can’t get hard when I have colic and I’m really colicky tonight.

05.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on whether you think time is linear I guess

05.08.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

7 folks on @challenger.spaceship

05.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
05.08.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

How much liquid do you want in your soup? They’re all made to order

05.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Campbells extra liquid soups: soups so wet that she doesn’t have to be

05.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Campbells no liquid soups: because wet is for pussies

05.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not too far off

05.08.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine an island on you

05.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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