little lamb

Scoundrel is a noun

I’m not sure you really understand our predicament. The president himself. Is a scoundrel.

i lie about my birthday whenever i need a little pickme up. i lied about it three times last year

Scrutiny should cause physical pain

If you’re sweeping the sidewalk in the dead of night I feel like we could be friends

My homie lost his mind trying to polish a smooth stone to a mirror like sheen. Stay safe out there

Lastfm 5x5

January

Link me

Block and report this world

Every morning I open my eyes and instinctively look for a block button

My voice grows deep from the duster of love

guys have you ever heard of gerbil

www.google.com/search?sca_e...

youd love them

Gerbil tubes

Has anyone ever turned a bunch of pregnant women into a habitrail

The colors are like toys for your eyes

Look at mine

Very nice

Look at me upside down then

I’m glass half full type guy I guess

You’d be fine

People get so sad about death. Your privilege is showing

Eventually people are going to stop caring what the bulletin of atomic scientists do with their little clock. It’s the Ross/rachel problem all over again

As soon as I read the words small business my eyes roll back in my head and I start to glow

Label that says 20+ blocks is like a label that says breathes air

Never saw gone with the wind. I’m sure she was great in it tho

Nick Reiner?

Sleep apnea is so disgusting. Are you breathing or slurping down a spaghetti dinner? Get a life