He loves to lie.
11.03.2025 14:55 β π 12506 π 2414 π¬ 1046 π 234@malwolficus.bsky.social
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
01.03.2025 18:21 β π 94877 π 41150 π¬ 5822 π 4852They suck equally hard.
08.02.2025 15:45 β π 54473 π 9097 π¬ 1220 π 386Wait, I though chicken pot pie was the holy trinityβ¦
25.01.2025 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It will be a shit-show between Trumplestiltskin and President Musk. Drink up, friend.
31.12.2024 22:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is not inspiring confidence!
08.12.2024 21:29 β π 6611 π 891 π¬ 289 π 33You know the scene in A Christmas Carol where Scrooge sees a bunch of people talking about his death and none of them give a shit because he was a heartless bastard who valued profit over humanity? Yeah, don't know why I've been thinking of that lately.
05.12.2024 18:02 β π 2517 π 616 π¬ 45 π 31Wow. No one else has made this point so clearly:
04.12.2024 00:57 β π 11635 π 3154 π¬ 187 π 126Spoiler: Everything. Some things because of tariffs, and some things because tariffs will be used as an excuse for price-gouging in general.
I mentioned a few days ago I'm budgeting for 2025 on the assumption overall costs are going up 20% generally. That still stands.
www.cnn.com/2024/11/26/b...
Not sure if Elon is throttling me so Iβm posting both this post and the same post on the other platform as an experiment. Let me know if you see this!
25.11.2024 22:03 β π 98398 π 4613 π¬ 8028 π 254Seen!
25.11.2024 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, which cons are you going to next year?
25.11.2024 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On this day in 1988, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" debuted on KTMA-TV in Minneapolis. MST3K's first eppy covered "Invaders from the Deep."
24.11.2024 16:47 β π 1519 π 458 π¬ 43 π 109After much investigation I have determined that in all of the #StarWars Universe, the Kaminoans are the ONLY species that bothered with #OSHA.
24.11.2024 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My daughter is trans. I will die protecting her if I must.
22.11.2024 21:18 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0as we begin to die our cis friends, colleagues, and coworkers will talk about how what we would have wanted was for them to keep going about their lives as if nothing was different. for the record, i wanted you to risk your lives to save ours.
22.11.2024 19:20 β π 221 π 87 π¬ 1 π 2You may know me as the ground-zero fireball wizard
11.11.2024 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The explanation is that Elon has lost his mind. Honestly, Iβm starting to think he never really had one.
20.10.2023 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβre making it too easy; the jokes write themselves.
20.10.2023 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First post. Ahem. Testing. Is this thing on?
10.10.2023 03:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0