James Honaker

it was faster to just take a picture of it then and there

sleeved copy of Grand Arbiter Augustin IV from Modern Masters

am I going to hell for rebuilding one of my all-time favorite #Commander decks when the helmsman is the Pope

the plan is to show that fun is a zero-sum game lol

#mtg

I should post more tbh
I have some fun vocal tricks y'all aren't ready for

who needs a Spotify Wrapped post when you can post a video of you singing a black metal classic with plush accompaniment

yes that is my voice

is he the first Survivor alumnus to be in a sports hall of fame

I don't think any of the other former players made it (though I'm far less familiar with NFL, NHL, MLS, and NBA)

hateful tuxedo baby

abyss in repose

on the first #FCF of Flatmas I give to you two Flat Cats lol

I feel like something you can do with a game is convey relative strength succinctly

you can use in-game statistics as a way to show what characters are good at and what their weaknesses are (as well as showcase aptitude versus established strength)

same here lol (2003 and XP for me)

maybe some day I'll do a proper RPG project and make everyone question my sanity even harder heyooo

I feel like fucking around in RPG Maker is a rite of passage for our generation

look at that belly omg

instead of posting a streaming music summary I should probably just post a video of me singing death metal songs while a cat sleeps peacefully

more fun that way tbh

anyways here's a #cat

why pay artists and/or expend creative energy when you can just be lazy and get similar results

social currency > ethics

giant robots are expensive and not immediately lucrative to our capitalistic corporate overlords

I listened to something considered music by some and akin to a cacophony of dying angels by others

I thought a book of 20 stamps would be enough to get me through the Black Friday/Cyber Monday weekend

I was wrong lol

(26 orders woo)

look at that pettable form

the goals for the month:
* finish drafting this novel (it will happen this month we swears)
* start a new novel and edit this one
* sell more cards
* get back to work on game no.3
* catch up on my cat petting quota

I think I have enough time to hit my cat petting target for 2025 lol

every sport resembles a homoerotic mating ritual to some degree

yeehaw

the whole aesthetic is delightful (and the shirt is quite charming)

it truly would have been magmagical

I actually got one of those that my brother picked up and brought back with him

I am quite fond of a particularly plump peach

if I was motivated I would do something like "25 Days of Flatmas"

new month
same kitty

just rolled credits on Dragon Quest II and it wound up taking me 39 hours of playtime

I think I wound up spending slightly more time on I & II than I did on III

II definitely is very well done and doesn't feel like a low-effort remake

(it even has post-game content omg)

that's a pretty awesome bit of upside to aim for
no idea if my games would fit on a CD but I should look into it

plus you have it as a selling point that you don't need the Internet continuously connected to play your game

clingy void

hateful angel

six years ago today I went out for what might be the only time I've gone out on Black Friday and I came back with two Wee Evils

they are still here today and they are still evil

broody JRPG men with impractical swords are certainly a memorable archetype

the software I use to write:

Reedsy Studio (especially good for formatting and typesetting)
Google Docs (makes sharing easier)

that's it lol
I just need someplace to store my words and those two do the job perfectly

#writing #authors

f o r g 🐸

(there's also Kani of False Hope in the same mechanical space)