Lucas Campbell

What is the koala-peno pepper?

What is the SS PropPlane?

I listened to it. It’s neither of the things I wanted, but…it’s not great. I mean…it’s funny, the chorus is humorous. The rest of it, is a song.

Ya know what? I’d listen to it. I’d hope that it have an ODB style with beastie boys beats.

I’ve got an Ace down the road from me, so it does hit that “convenience” button. I mean, I could WALK there! What kind of deals are we talking here?

a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"

a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

What is (BE)E-D-M?

What is Chasing Anarchy?

What is its ability to help the prostate?

What is a Sensai-Mia?

Imagine you’re being summoned. What GIF represents that?

This is a DEI hire, by the way.

You know what they say if you have 4 tubas…
You don’t have one.

Please have Sr. grade the following: Nutty Buddys, Cosmic Brownies, and Swiss Cake Rolls. Top grade wins the top spot on the Little Debbie Mt. Rushmore.

Platinum Rule of Business is what he means. The Golden Rule states to do unto others as they would do unto you. Treat people the way you WANT to be treated. The Platinum Rule is doing unto others as they HAVE done to you.

What is the French horn?

If we pray hard enough, maybe JD will get on a plane and not come back! Lord knows I’ve been hoping for it.

Ya know, I appreciate their hearts here, but great googly-moogly, I can’t pay $9 a pint. By no means do I make “Ben & Jerry’s money”.

Did…did the Lions break Buffalo last week? I mean…huh.
#OnePride

Ya know, I never thought there was a lower level not giving a damn, but here we are! Ron, please. Just ignore it. No one cares about their relationships, we only care about their crimes and the ultimate retribution.

Minnetonka slippers will last forever, and they’re real comfortable! My humble opinion.

“Do what you want, but don’t do it around me. Idleness and dissipation breed apathy.”
-Bad Religion

Good morning, all y’all beautiful people!
Got an interview today, wish me luck!🤞🤞🤞

I was wondering where y’all were! My interview isn’t until Tuesday, so good luck on yours!

Hey, butterflies!!!
I have an interview this Tuesday🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞!!!!

Ok, you’re the third person I’ve seen today saying this, and, well:
WHO HAS INTERVIEWS ON THANKSGIVING??? WHY ARE THEY DOING INTERVIEWS ON A HOLIDAY??? It makes NO sense!

There’s a little Troma film called, “Trailer Town”. You’re welcome.