polythene sam

ALCS MVP for sure

scratch that… the last three months

the last three weeks have felt this way

Some incredible shit!!!!

chex witcha

Collage of naked bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride

Collage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride

Collage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride

Collage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride (and Jordan Klepper from the Daily Show)

In case you've heard that Portland is a war zone taken over by ANTIFA terrorists, just know these are the "terrorists" they want you to be afraid of

Special thanks to @its-a-tree.bsky.social, @bimboposting.bsky.social, @tonipnw.bsky.social, and everyone who took part in the Portland naked bike ride

feel free to tag me!! i was the one on an 80’s sekai road bike with “fuck ice” scrawled above my tits 😄

i think he would agree

i’m sorry but enrico fermi absolutely deserves a holiday he saved nils bohr’s life!!

BIG DUMPER! / CUL GÉANT!

POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.

idk about that

my road rash covered shoulder

a cleanly broken clavicle. like snapping a pencil

heed my warning!! NEVER underestimate the danger posed by tracks in the road! you may be a good cyclist but you are NOT invincible! learn from my hubris!!!!

you ever see a bike you kinda wanna fuck?

you’d hate portland

The one time I went in the bartender looked at me and my husband like we had four heads and immediately demanded ID before we’d even fully entered the building

lol whoops CC’s is back

this is how bad bitches go to costco

We As A Society Need To Talk About The Lack Of Gock On The World Naked Bike Ride

are you sure you weren’t looking 🤔

BEHOLD: the only tranny at the world naked bike ride!!

WHERE THE TRANNIES AT @pdxwnbr.bsky.social

all that said, if Kroger closes the Stadium Fred Meyer, we’re all fucked

i will never stop missing CC Slaughter’s, Andy & Bax, & Sizzle Pie. But the businesses that will replace and exceed them are already out there, waiting to get the attention and resources they need to become the next generation of Portland staples. Life is change, nothing lasts forever

as much as it hurts, i do think the current wave of portland mainstay businesses closing needs to happen if this city is going to move forward. the Portland that was 30 years ago is irreversibly changed, and bigger and better things are going to need room to grow - both physically and economically.

I just got fired from my job during pride month because they zionists that run the place found my social media. if that isn’t the most 2025 thing to happen to me yet idk what is

Does not need to be your dog

delightful

the raindrops are probably from the same storm lol

what do you think of these