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Martinez ends her testimony with this:

"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."

03.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4657    ๐Ÿ” 1165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82
03.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's gooooooooo

01.02.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The illustraious Froggy Chair from Animal Crossing

The illustraious Froggy Chair from Animal Crossing

HELL YES.

29.01.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for saying this. I'm in Texas, and the MAGA country boys do not flinch when being lectured to, or being called hypocrites and stupid.
But the second you call them 'kinda gay' for worshipping Trump, you can get their attention.

29.01.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, but how does this relate to Kabuterimon?

29.01.2026 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He may be a giant tyrannical sack of shit. But I'll always love the way he throws Elon Musk under the bus.

29.01.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
23.01.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice. I did not realize TPCi were big Uma Thurman fans.

23.01.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cueller isn't even a democrat. At least in practice anyway...

22.01.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCK YESSS

21.01.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Erykah Badu, The Alchemist - Next To You (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Erykah Badu Erykah Badu, The Alchemist - Next To You (Official Visualizer)

That terrible Erykah Badu + Alchemist AI music video lives rent free in my head. It's so goddamn awful and low effort, and I KNOW they have connections with talented people that could have produced way better work.

21.01.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Smash Smash Bros Ultimate Cover Art/Key Art

Smash Smash Bros Ultimate Cover Art/Key Art

Honestly surprised Smash Ultimate wasn't one of the first... though I know Sakurai has been busy with Kirbo.

Maybe they are holding out for a future Smash update when the timing is right...

19.01.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This kind of messaging is intended to drown moms in research, risk, and responsibility.

The goal is to keep them so anxious and so busy that they can't work for pay--especially not in high-powered "mens" jobs--or get involved in any kind of efforts to push for progressive change.

16.01.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1556    ๐Ÿ” 420    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

TIL that Crunchyroll's corporate office is down the road from mine.

16.01.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tails "Miles" Prower

16.01.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Neighborhood Kids.

15.01.2026 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Read Moe's Finale | Tapas Web Community Read Moe's Finale and more premium Drama Community series now on Tapas!

This comic about Moe from The Simpsons gets pretty dark and depressing, but there's some beautiful and amazing stuff as well. I read it a long while back, but it sticks with me.

tapas.io/series/Moes-...

14.01.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh damn. We had one of those when I was growing up. I think we used it once?

14.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These racist edgelord try-hards always have the most cringy ass pfps.

14.01.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, brother.

13.01.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.01.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"

Scott Adams: ok *dies*

13.01.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5895    ๐Ÿ” 1387    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
Protest flyer, important information includes:

January 8th at 7 PM
At Dallas City Hall (1500 Marilla St.)

Protest flyer, important information includes: January 8th at 7 PM At Dallas City Hall (1500 Marilla St.)

Emergency call to action to protest the murder of Renee Nicole Good by ICE agents.

Today, January 8th at 7 PM.
Dallas, TX

08.01.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
spongebob screaming at a fish saying "I FUCKING LOVE SEQUALS THAT REUSE ENGINES AND ASSETS FROM THEIR PREDECESSORS"

"I WANT TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE GAMES THAT EXPLORE THE CREATIVE POSSIBILITIES OF A WORLD WITHIN AN EXISTING FRAMEWORK"

With a bunch of pictures of games that did so

spongebob screaming at a fish saying "I FUCKING LOVE SEQUALS THAT REUSE ENGINES AND ASSETS FROM THEIR PREDECESSORS" "I WANT TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE GAMES THAT EXPLORE THE CREATIVE POSSIBILITIES OF A WORLD WITHIN AN EXISTING FRAMEWORK" With a bunch of pictures of games that did so

06.01.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1734    ๐Ÿ” 467    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Just leaving this here.

06.01.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A comment to the above article by a pedophile named "Helvetico". His comment reads:

The vast majority of deepfake porn is not produced with X. But Musk doesn't own the software or websites used to do it, so the FT ignores the situation.

I'll help you out, FT, as useful journalism is only slightly harder work than ironically painting clown faces on people with (hur-dur!) AI:

A comment to the above article by a pedophile named "Helvetico". His comment reads: The vast majority of deepfake porn is not produced with X. But Musk doesn't own the software or websites used to do it, so the FT ignores the situation. I'll help you out, FT, as useful journalism is only slightly harder work than ironically painting clown faces on people with (hur-dur!) AI:

This guy is having a normal one in the comment section:

06.01.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lego unveils a technology-packed Smart Brick at CES 2026 Lego's technology-packed Smart Brick is unlike anything the company has created before.

Lego DRM

05.01.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taken too soon.

05.01.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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