HawkWolf (aka H. A. Kirsch)

kidz bop nine inch nails be like "i wanna pet you like an animal"

mild take: "animal LARP masks" are fursuits for people whose furry egg hasn't cracked yet.

(they're also really neat, please don't think I'm denigrating an art form)

so visual novels are sort of but not really like CYOA books right? Like you have to build a story that gives some sort of multi path thing, so it's not just literally you clicking next through a graphic novel?

This is actual questioning, I've never actually sat down and consumed an entire VN

i need to write a vn!! if my writing goes below 50 WPM, the bus im writing on explodes

I found therians before furries, and thought I was a therian, and then realized I’m just a furry.

Also, they were “therianthropes” back then, therian hadn’t been coined or at least wasn’t in common use.

if I tell you it's AI generated or at least a photoshop...

someone on here posted some joke meme about like how becoming a wolf solves all your problems and the first picture of the wolf is captioned "wif wif :3" and like 100% of my interactions with my dog now involve me saying "wif wif" to her

Eww.

Adobe apparently is doing another bad thing but I don’t know what it is from all the posts, just that Adobe is even worse.

20,000 extra negative criticisms, for ADHD kids.

wow. yikes. like legitimate wow, yikes.

I suppose that explains a lot.

one of my cats does REALLY does not like being put in her carrier to go to the vet. while doing so, she bit me.

being bitten by a housecat is an immediate trip to the urgent care for real antibiotics.

I had a full on meltdown literally crying and screaming from the prospect of the hospital.

me as a kid: oh my god there's a dog it's going to bite me just like one bit me when I was too young to remember consciously and another when I was 5 and turned to run away from it oh my god I'm having a panic attack all dogs will get me

me right now: *holding my pet dog's head like hamburger*

I got through like half of that movie before going "this is too weird" and like, I had previously seen both "Ichi the Killer" and "Audition" and that one about the girl dreaming she's being folded into a box because she's a conjoined twin

so 'too weird' was doing big work

japanese people lie on like a little pad on the floor to sleep and they're like the happiest country on earth

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Big titty nut liquor? Nut licker?

I try very hard to avoid arguments on the internet and it’s so hard sometimes.

My favorite was a guy on mastodon who said something just balls out wrong and I replied like “hi you have this backwards, I think” and he was like “NO I DON’T” and I’m not a genius but he was truly wrong.

Wolves are stimky and like watermelon *nod*

Also it works on prototype cars so why not people?

Bonus points: make the dazzle into a QR code that rickrolls them when they scan it with their camera app instead of their face scanner

*yellow pages ad from the early 2000s* should have phoned first!

life lessons

Dang the more I look at him the more he looks like “what if scar was that chubby Greek-mythology-inspired space wolf everyone likes from that FVN”

that's ... I mean I want to say that's stupid but there's an AI company called HuggingFace that's named after an emoji as well right? so it's only as stupid as something else.

what the fuck is Moltbook (I know what it is I looked it up) like what is the lobster thing, is this related to Jordan Peterson and his steak-addled brain worm about "lobsters" as a metaphor?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green over his shoulder as Green looks at a tiny cut on his tail. Green: Oh huh, a tiny cut. Blue: Let me get the wound spray. Green begins to lick the tiny cut, while Blue looks shocked. Green: Nah, it's fine. Blue: Don't lick it!! Blue frowns at Green as Green looks up from the cut. Green: Your own saliva is actually better for your wounds than someone else's. Blue: That doesn't make it good for you! As Blue leaves to get the wound spray, Green calmly continues to lick the wound. Blue: You stop that! I can hear you!

Tavern brawl!
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Anyone can lose at poop or fart, any time.

Like GB Sr. Puked on the Japanese prime minster or whatever. If you get norovirus you go from fine to a double ender in like ten minutes when it takes hold.

it’s just so stupidly hopeful. Omg maybe this is it!! This is IT! No he’s just an ass.

What’s more likely, he shat himself on camera or didn’t want to answer questions? Unfortunately I fear the latter.

I listened to the president poop video and like well if you turn it up ear-splitting loud you can hear like the tiniest little squeaker prrt maybe but you can’t tell where it came from cuz the audio is mostly in the left channel.

So maybe they canceled questions cuz they didn’t want to answer them