Beachfox

This young James was being a good boy for an asshole who didn’t deserve it, so it didn’t get me into his room that night. But it was smooth enough for me to hit him up when paths crossed just a few years later. :)

Ah. In the business, we call that a “Reverse Mr. Burns”

Back in the 90s I had an older gay invite me up to his hotel room with “I forgot to bring etchings to lure boys with, but I do have some pictures I printed off Usenet.”

Absolute sweetheart. Sleazy, but absolute sweetheart. Big dick too.

a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up and saying `` you got me there ! '' ALT: a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up and saying `` you got me there ! ''

“Queer people never block in video games. They’ll dodge, but they do not block” is something I had never heard before today and yet it is definitely how I play video games, so…

"Look, is Iago here or not? That's all I need to know." "Who the fuck's supposed to be Iago?" The kid wrinkled his broad nose up at him. It'd be adorable if it wasn't for the murder-glare in his eyes. Arturo didn't keep the irritation out of his voice. "It's his henchname; I don't know what his actual-" "No one here's going by a Henchname of Iago." The boy sneered. Then straightened up with a twitch and, with a voice that'd slightly lilted upwards, "Or even has a Henchname. Whatever a Henchname might be. I definitely don't know. What even are those?" Even at his drunkest, Arturo wouldn't have bought it. The kid also wasn't doing himself any favors by pronouncing a word Arturo had always thought of as lowercase with a very obvious verbal Important Word uppercase either. He fucking sucked at lying. "We only started yesterday," Arturo said, massaging the throbbing ache in his temples, "he's barely had it twelve hours. Look, can I just-" he started forward, but was forced to a stop when the kid shoved the head of the bat into his gut with a surprising amount of force for someone his size. "Yeah, nah." The boy puffed himself up like a pigeon defending a stray french fry and all but growled. "You're getting the fuck out of here is what you're doing, buddypal." The bat didn't move from Arturo's gut. "The fuck I am." Arturo grabbed the bat's head, avoiding the nails, and pulled it to the side. "I'm staying right the hell here until I either talk with Iago or someone tells me where he is."

From today's writing efforts. Working on the first meeting between Conrad and Hound! It's going well.
#TheCrimeAlleyKid #Batman #BatmanAdjacent #He'sThereInTheBackgroundBeatingUpArturo'sCoworkers

Empty stage for the Small Town Murder Portland Live show

Murder Time
#SmallTownMurder #ShutUpAndGiveMeMurder #Live

Seen tonight in Portland.
#GoFrogs
#FuckICE

Have they given up and created a Heathcliff LLMAI model to churn out new art and captions?

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

October Daily Drawing Challenge idea:
For every day of October, draw something from a different October Daily Drawing Challenge.
Day 1: Inktober
Day 2: Orctober
Day 3: Goretober
Day 4: Drawlloween
Day 5: Voretober

and so forth.

I think the pharmacist has me clocked as a trans-boy. He gets adorably flustered about it, but it kinda feels like a stolen valor situation and I don't know how to gently break it to him that I'm actually 44, not 20-something, and am getting testosterone because my doctor's worried about my levels.

sorry champ this is bdsm, it can't file your accounts for you or fix your relationship with your father, the dom to sub ratio is crippling so you pick whoever shares your very niche interests, a 4 is the new 9, that's frank he's the only rope artist in 30 miles but he's really into transformers

Little known comics fact, Juggernaut is nicknamed "Juggs" because he has massive tits.

*Gets burly lion dads in speedos to burst out of a birthday cake for you*

TikTok screenshot. An illustration of a girl with black hair with rainboy highlights and a sparkly low-cut dress. Over it is the text "What happens when you stumble into a fae world wearing sparkling, forbidden 'plastic' clothes?"

TikTok screenshot. Same as before, but now a tall lanky black-haired man with spiral neck-tattoos and black armor and tiny black wings and a truly unimpressive ass stands behind the girl while gripping her boobs with talon fingers. The text over it now reads "A dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic becomes obsessed with you."

Surely I can't be the only one who thinks that [Dangerous] [Crow Boy] [Whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic] would be an absolute buckwild character to play in someone's Cypher System campaign? @montecookgames.com

SISTERS

50-something thiccdad driving instructor who always finds a way to ding the young jocks during their road head test.

"Well shucks, kiddo, looks like you failed again. *slurp* Same time next week?"

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

*Group of four late-teens/early-20s walking past the porch towards the clubs, three fem, one masc*

Fem #1: "-just like with one of the girls I'm dating."
Masc: "-One- of the girls you're dating?"
Fem #2, Fem #1 (overlapping): "You heard her." "Did I -stutter-?"
Fem #3: *cackling*

The evidence in favor of Foxes-in-Love living in our walls and spying on us continues to grow.

"Notices your bulge OWO what's this"
"If you read this you are gay lol"
Helldivers.

This guy committed a live-on-camera political assassination just to do a 4-chan level troll stunt on the whole country.

Right-wing edgelord memer on right-wing edgelord memer violence is getting out of hand.

None of the Mr. Johnsons will return your call and Captain Chaos threatened to brick your deck if you ever tried logging on again.

Both of the following statements are true:

Murder is wrong, including the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Charlie Kirk was a truly evil human being who called for political violence against minority groups in public for many years, and called for the murder of all LGBTQ people in public.

The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:

1. Cops are bad at their jobs

2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs

Let me get this straight:

2 elected Democratic officials in Minnesota murdered 2 months ago - hardly any coverage

Charlie Kirk murdered 2 hours ago - nationwide attention and our Nazi leader advocating for flags at half mast for it

School shooting moments after Kirk's death - *crickets*

Evergreen Skyeet. Pin that one for the future.

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

"I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk April 2023

His final words were implying most mass-shootings = gang violence

Can't find a single thing wrong with this...

Bye