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My most boomer take is that autofilling your passwords is bad for your memory, store that info in your brain to strengthen it

FINALLY GOT EM

No tears left to cry, just defeated

Watch this space to see if I am celebrating or crying after a ticket sale tomorrow

gachapon machine dispensing smiling teddy bear heads; the cover art proclaims “good things are fucking coming”

close-up view of same

thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine

Are we all just grabbing a fistful and hoping for the best when cooking long pasta for 1-2 people? Or is there a doohicky for sale that will measure it (that's not a scam)

A lot of people complimented my hair tonight, and that's great, but now I'm ready to chop some off

Maybe squash?

Frosted Flakes should've been kicked out by literally any of its competitors. Meanwhile Corn Pops had an easy ride to the top (though I do have a soft spot for them)

absolute thrill when you get a trivia question right that nobody else does. (I was watching Um Actually but any context is fabulous)

begging for a recording of this to get uploaded somewhere

Louie if by any chance you could follow Rebecca Sugar on over to MAGFest and perform I would be thrilled beyond belief

I know it's kind of a meme that climbing gyms be playing Tame Impala, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, etc. but it is both a good meme and makes me happy at the gym

my mom bought extensions exclusively because she hates her normal length for styling

The bedtime dancing butler guys have been popping up on my insta reels more and I'm not mad about it... tends to be a perfect reminder

I definitely default to wanting to share my negative thoughts on here, so on a positive note, I'm enjoying watching anime lately

Apparently if you get water in your ears once it just makes them worse for the rest of your life. Having a time with this

I can’t listen to but I can respect Ed Sheeran, an ugly man who has two songs, 1 slow and 1 fast, that he remakes over and over again so you can hear the different iterations as you shop for groceries

didnt get enough sleep last night, just found out the nyt crossword mini got paywalled, I'm crashing out

silksong……..

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

I wish all people whose work commute is across the HRBT a very [redacted]

dancing with women is how I keep my bisexuality alive and healthy

slap some burrata on this and i think you've got a gourmet entree

some diabolical stuff happening here but I love it

Rock Band rapidly expanded my music knowledge and tastes as a teen, got me back into singing, arguably made me a music major

beach yoga instructor offered me bugspray and I said nah, I've got some natural stuff. But I almost wish I assured her I do in fact love chemicals. I just bought a roll-on product from a local vendor at a rennaissance event and simply must use it up

I watched The Official Cast Recording episode of Game Changers and I am a changed person

some young gay people (it's pride night so I'm certain) sat down near me... tempted to strike up a convo but don't wanna be a steve buscemi

"Love a good solo date" I repeat to myself despite the fact that the people I invited to hang out have failed to materialize