John Tearpock ➡️ MDEV

It's as expected that the first time I get intentionally teamkilled in BF6 it's from an Xbox player.

Was not expecting to hear Thot Squad in Dispatch but I'm certainly not disappointed about it. She deserves more recognition.

This game has me by the fucking throat and I am not asking for it to let go.

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

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Why is the Spotify desktop app so terrible? I've had a song in my Liked Songs for 3 days now on my phone and it still hasn't synced to the desktop app. Not the first time either.

Yeah, avoid fights. Right... I definitely do that.

I've gotten really good at running away and hiding.

Learning melee so far has been interesting, gonna have to play more to form a full opinion. I do really appreciate that it's doing its own thing though.

What did you think of the combat? I like the weight and feel of it but having melee be so important while also having no block or dodge is an interesting choice. I'm undecided on it.

I am admittedly only a bit into the game so far, not sure if it expands at all yet.

Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album

Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Bad Bunny will perform at the next Super Bowl halftime show 🏈

COME WORK WITH US? :D

which one of you said to me weeks ago that it's okay for a game to be deeply unfair as long as it's also sufficiently funny?

The diagonal pogo will be, as it already has been on numerous occasions in game, the literal death of me. My blood pressure simply can not handle seeing my character yeet herself into spikes yet again.

RFK Jnr is one of the most evil bastards in modern history.

That will be his legacy.

This thread brought me great joy when I needed it most.

State Department slashes its annual reports on human rights Required by Congress, the reports no longer single out things like rigged elections or sexual violence against children as human rights violations.

Required by Congress, the reports no longer single out things like rigged elections or sexual violence against children as human rights violations.

Someone buy me this poster

I wouldn't mind mobile game ads nearly as much if they didn't all take over my media. I'll watch your ad just stop interrupting what I'm listening to.

US Air Force to deny retirement pay to transgender service members being separated from the service The U.S. Air Force has decided to deny early retirement options for transgender service members with 15 to 18 years of service.

These Americans served with honor for more than a decade. Put their lives on the line. Trump fired them, just for being who they are-and now is denying retirement benefits our nation promised them for their service.

Treating troops this way is dishonorable, unfair, & harmful to national security.

Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

Exclusive: The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

American flag on a flagpole blowing in the wind. A seagull sits next to it atop a security camera

Weird looking bald eagle

Painting of a nude woman and a human sized frog hugging each other

Rewatching The Shape of Water

Only Facebook would have a page for Events but only let sort them by Top, Friends, or Following and not by the FUCKING DATE OF THE EVENT???

What an absolute joke of a website.

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

Wall Street journal article with the headline “Pope Leo Takes On Al as a Potential Threat to Humanity”

Finally, a Holy War I can join

You don't need more regrets. Take this Fathers Day 25% off deal.

You don't need more regrets. Take this Fathers Day 25% off deal.
membership.theonion....

I told you we’d be back

The Dispatch demo is a lot of fun, would recommend checking it out.