Anne Brontë would have eviscerated Andrew Tate, wouldn’t she?

How The Traitors could have ended

This person is one hundred percent correct and it’s scary af. We will never “media literacy” our way out of this as a society. We are about to reap the whirlwind when it comes to misinformation, disinformation, and informational warfare.

Packaging for a SELF ASSEMBLY BIRD TABLE

I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back. The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box, all they've done is shit on it.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

Plans to weaken protections for national parks will have ‘disastrous consequences’ say green groups Exclusive: Letter from 170-plus organisations calls on government to drop proposed changes to planning law

Just extraordinary to witness this nature-hating government sabotaging Labour’s own legacy. And for absolutely no reason: nature protection isn’t blocking development - it’s a necessary prerequisite for it (& for everything else, come to that…)

Too bad, Silver Sun

Aguila Dorada; 2J26+MQW, Havana, Cuba https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=23.001734%2C-82.3880586&query_place_id=ChIJzWU9RN9lzYgRYAU9kqwPzO4

Shaznay could have done better than them

Watching these old episodes of TOTP has made me realise how truly tedious All Saints were, in a way I just didn’t appreciate in Year 9

Go Layla!

This is what the BBC News website looks like on my phone

Rod Stewart tells country to ‘give Farage a chance’ British rocker claimed that the Reform UK leader is ‘coming across well’ when asked about the political future of the UK

Imagine if Rod also led the crowd in a ‘F*ck Keir Starmer’ chant…

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But he did tell me he bought new jeans

Sturdy came home with new jeans and then walked off, so I put them on and have been wearing them for half an hour and he’s still not noticed

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It’s like the Shaggy Song but with a tree

I’m watching it right now as well, and what I’m getting most from it is that Bob Dylan was a very boring boyfriend.

New Pulp song doesn’t suck! 🥳🥳🥳🥂🥂🥂

@rexfactor.bsky.social wait a minute, did you write this!?

And my brother has flat beer, Cornish smugglers, Alan Partridge and Time Team. And he’s a chef so he can actually make something out of that

a man wearing a hat and a suit is dancing in a dark room with the words britbox last summer wine behind him ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit is dancing in a dark room with the words britbox last summer wine behind him

So far Sturdy has John Otway and Last of the Summer Wine

Started watching Great British Menu and wondering what things I would make a course about to celebrate Britain if I was cooking. So far I have the Kinder trespass, the invention of goth, and the Enfield Poltergeist…

OMG yes

MYTH: STI tests are inconvenient. FACT: The clinic will mail your penis back within three to five business days.

STIs: Myth Vs. Fact
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I guess @dannyrobins.bsky.social hair must be very special, they usually make you put a little hard hat on to go down that cellar #uncanny

How familiar are Britons with the kings and queens (and Cromwells) since 1066?

% holding a view on…
1. Elizabeth II: 94%
2. Charles III: 89%
3. Henry VIII: 76%
4. Victoria: 74%
5. Oliver Cromwell: 62%
6. Elizabeth I: 62%
7. George VI: 58%
8. William the Conqueror: 54%

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Definitely a banger. 6music picked it up in 1506 and kept waiting in vain for him to play the Brude

Incredible that he composed anything, really

Have a really long bath. Like, a really long bath