Kurt Weldon

"I know a guy who can only afford two yachts - and he seems pretty happy."

I don't think they're confused at all - they clearly think the good team lost.

Also Newton's Third Law for animators

"...but we have no proof that neither of them was telepathic."

No, no. It's never wasted when it hurts Those People. It's only wasted when it helps them.

I found it ironic that in the final episode Root gives the kind of speech that will live as a monologue in any number of acting classes. I suspect that was not unintended.

Every state has the right to be Mississippi.

a man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity . ALT: a man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity .

FIFA's peace prize has less legitimacy than Les Nessman's coveted Silver Sow Award.

For God so loved the world, He gave Kevin Costner to host Christmas specials...

It's only a "failure" if you buy the cover story that it had anything to do with drugs.

Also, too, what's the point of being an aristocrat if you can't ride over the bodies of peasants?

Why are you talking about this as if he is anything other than an asset controlled by Putin?

Qua Brando in The Wild One, "How many ya got?"

Well, I don't expect to ever be awarded a FIFA peace prize. However, I have received three more Emmy nominations than Donald Trump.

🎵 What are words for
When no one listens
There's no use talking at all 🎵

It was kind of the supervillain plot of Moonraker, as I recall.

That would definitely make life easier.

"I think I know a way to make AI out of some bananas."

...but we couldn't actually see the wars because of the fog, right?

I shouted out "Who was killed by Kennedy?"
When after all, it was you and me
Oh, and those kids down the street

No Jedi The Duck?

Hater.

Consider, if nothing else, their beloved "Anglo-Saxon."

Glass half full, hater. Not only do we get a Scooby-Doo/Stranger Things crossover, but the next Knives Out mystery can be solved by Batman.

Jesus, Tom. You're supposed to say, "I saw no evidence they were NOT trying to use a radio."

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

"Gilligan's Drone Strike"

We couldn't run the risk of them winding up on an uncharted island and making fentanyl out of coconuts and string.

Indeed.

BTW the start of the oligarchy was January 21, 1981.

I figure it's a matter of time before both those holidays are abolished.

As for his birthday, if we ever get out of this I propose it be declared a National Day of Mourning