Kurt Weldon

I think we should bring back literacy tests. Just two questions

1 T/F: Social Security is a government program
2 T/F: Medicare is a government program

It can even be open-book.

Nice hair, though.

"Stop invading my army with your country."

I believe if you rewatch Blazing Saddles the motivation might be juuuust a bit clearer.

And...?

Silver linings, dude. Silver linings.

They are. That's why I never go to the meetings.

I, uh, don't know how "secret" that is since you just blabbed it to everybody.

Nice hair though...

Give us a little credit here, Duncan.

We topped it.

Look, as long as @schumer.senate.gov can use the gym, everything else is a distraction.

Oh? Are they finally activating the extraction protocols?

As someone who genuinely enjoys the English language, its abuse by this addled cretin causes me genuine pain.

"Unless you're brown. Then you can go to jail without doing anything."

I got this secondhand from a Post supervisor I worked with. Client in an edit bay: "I know if we all think positive, we can make this jump cut work."

That basically sums up religion, if ya think about it...

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a pierogi."

Bingo! Double Bingo! Bingo squared! Bingo with a nice selection of condiments!

Bing-fucking-O!

Yep. They'll be doing it on our streets as soon as they think they can get away with it.

If we're lucky, the way this country is at this moment is the way it will be for at least two generations.

If we're not lucky, it will be worse for at least that amount of time.

Damage that cannot be undone is very much part of the plan.

Two words: Employee. Parking.

All their facilities will have it. Make of that what you will...

I think a better question would be, is he open to counterbids not to???

The Big G gettin' in some cardio!

I see it more as a sitcom. Everybody Loves Smeagol.

Well, now, that might not be entirely true - if Gollum takes up skateboarding.

Ten bucks says Putin already has a copy.

Conceivably, that could be Mamadani (eventually.) But seeing the way party leadership has arrayed against him has made me realize that our modern Democratic party is just as afraid of FDR's legacy as the GOP.