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If you don't stoop to their level, how can they hear your words? One liners and snark while the ship goes down. Best of luck. Proud Nasty Canadian. Resist. ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’–

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Sometimes it's really tough being the side piece, the rage that builds up against his real girl is too much to handle. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ (This note's about Hillary)

14.11.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œthey got money for wars but canโ€™t feed the poorโ€ - Tupac

30.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:

$100 billion

Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:

$100 billion

One is decried as "welfare." One is not.

Why?

29.10.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21269    ๐Ÿ” 7720    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 502    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215

"we need to stop spending so much time struggling, thinking through an issue and instead we need to develop the immediate instinct to ask AI" - the AI presentation I'm currently taking at work

We're cooked. For real.

29.10.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't even name one of the Canadian Supreme Court (CSC), nor am I even passively familiar with a CSC scandal, and I'm SO happy for that.

20.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿธ

17.10.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21606    ๐Ÿ” 5389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 298    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183
A political cartoon depicts a large hand labeled โ€œMAGAโ€ flipping a giant switch from โ€œONโ€ to โ€œOFF.โ€ The switch is labeled โ€œSTAR TREK FUTUREโ€ at the "ON" position representing an optimistic, progressive vision of humanity. Beneath the switch, a struggling human figure labeled โ€œHUMANITYโ€ is bent nearly in half, struggling against the weight of Maga pushing the switch to "OFF"

A political cartoon depicts a large hand labeled โ€œMAGAโ€ flipping a giant switch from โ€œONโ€ to โ€œOFF.โ€ The switch is labeled โ€œSTAR TREK FUTUREโ€ at the "ON" position representing an optimistic, progressive vision of humanity. Beneath the switch, a struggling human figure labeled โ€œHUMANITYโ€ is bent nearly in half, struggling against the weight of Maga pushing the switch to "OFF"

16.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine you're a three-star general who's been in the military for 30 years. You have to drop everything you're doing to fly out and hear a drunken Fox host whine about how the military needs to toughen up or whatever. Feel inspired?

28.09.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them...

#standbyjimmykimmel
#standbystephencolbert

19.09.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Streams of "no one mourns the wicked" are up 150% over the past couple days. Wonder why? ๐Ÿค”

14.09.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just heard the shooter described as "demographically uncooperative" ๐Ÿ’€

13.09.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not black. Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not Muslim. Not a leftist. Not a Democrat.

A white, Christian, male, registered Republican with a gun. Again.

Shocking.

12.09.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching society play out a prisoners dilemma between patriarchy/white supremacy and matriarchy/equality/empathy is frickin exhausting.

03.09.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michelle Obama: When they go low, we go high.
Gavin Newsom: Nah, fam, we matching that energy now. Lets goooo. ๐Ÿค 

13.08.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The revolution won't be televised

08.08.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Remember that the frontier of rebellion is everywhere and even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forwardโ€

02.08.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw someone say James Gunn's interpretation shows that Superman is a firefighter, not a cop, and that's bang on

23.07.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoutout to the Bloor collegiate institute student who tried to get her "Free Palestine" grad cap in her diploma photo, despite the principals attempts to cover it up. Brave young person. ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

27.06.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth, luxury, long life or happiness; only pure power. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.

22.06.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way Californians talk about Gavin Newsom is absolutely killing me
โ€œwe love Gavin but we also donโ€™t turn our backs on him because he might eat usโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

14.06.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's time to make California our cherished 11th province ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

11.06.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. ~ Thomas Jefferson

08.06.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada: on fire, towns evacuating, homes destroyed and lives lost
American news: the smoke is gonna blow at us ๐Ÿ˜”

01.06.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lwymmd - "WHAT??" Analysis;
The original "WHAT?!" was outraged. Offended at the trespass.
The TV "WHAT??" laughs mockingly at the outrageous idea that for just one second they thought they had a chance

21.05.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hamilton fire Department, do better. The joyful "one down!" With a tone full of "haha" as your guy walks away from an OD was just gross.

06.05.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Preview
Karoline Leavitt Refuses to Rule Out Arrest of Supreme Court Judges The White House press secretary is quietly warning the Supreme Court.

Karoline "Nazi K" Leavitt Refuses to Rule Out Arrest of Supreme Court Judges newrepublic.com/post/194481/... via @newrepublic.com

28.04.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"I haven't followed Canadian politics closely, but when a politician talks of limiting free press, activities at universities & defying the courts, it's the canary in a coal mine for autocracy"

- Harvard University Professor when asked his opinion on Pierre Poilievre.

#Canada
#cdnpoli
#elxn45

25.04.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 427    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

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