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its for you dawg its lit

takes a while lmao

hi buddies

bluesky is up but twitter isn't #nooticing

Guess who dropped their phone while trying to run away from me? Nice BlueSky profile but too much anime for my taste. See ya later Mister ArcTwik!

im back

hi astor

#his twitter

law never dies

hi

Now might be a good time to announce that our next major app update will have video. 👀

More details soon!

I am NOT KIDDING: the Cybertruck hit a FIRE HYDRANT and the WATER caused it to CATCH FIRE.

Also, this whole story is maximally Texan.
www.valleycentral.com/news/local-n...

anyone remember this place?

FROMSOFT: here's a really compelling second half of a story

ME: damn that's fuckin crazy. wow. so what's the first half

FROMSOFT:

FROMSOFT:

FROMSOFT: go fuck yourself

Grimace from McDonald's says "I'm having a mid-life crisis." He gets a buzzer and says "time to shave my head." Once he shaves his head and face it turns out he's just a caucasian guy.

alyankovic Comedy / Parody / Satire

About a year ago, my old record label replaced all my old music videos with upscaled HD/4K versions. Some folks really liked it, and some folks really didn’t. Well, I hate for anybody to be disappointed, so now BOTH versions are available on YouTube - take your pick!
www.youtube.com/alyankovic

Just over a week ago I decided to scale back on X and try to start again elsewhere. So far I’m finding Bluesky pretty good - a good number of folks are here and it’s a much nicer place. Also been trying threads but the engagement is lower and it’s really algorithmy. Looking like I’m sticking here!

good morning

hello

MY CAT: Catching this toy is too hard, I'm bored, make it easy to catch.

ME: (Makes it super easy for cat to catch toy)

MY CAT: Behold my great triumph! I have vanquished the greatest opponent that ever cat faced. The struggle was mighty but I was mightier! Witness my glory!

US sues Adobe for “deceiving” subscriptions that are too hard to cancel The DOJ accuses Adobe of trapping users in subscriptions.

Fuck around and find out.

US sues Adobe for hiding termination fees and making it difficult to cancel subscriptions In the complaint filed on Monday, the DOJ wrote that "Adobe has harmed consumers by enrolling them in its default, most lucrative subscription plan without clearly disclosing important plan terms." © 2024 TechCrunch. All rights reserved. For personal…

US sues Adobe for hiding termination fees and making it difficult to cancel subscriptions

someone emailed me to yell at me for not being a good representative of the 16th Congressional District of New York, in response to an interview i gave on brian lehrer this morning. i told them that they were yelling at the wrong black person and they replied insisting that i am the right one!

hi guys