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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)

@danisaacs.bsky.social

I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.

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Peak Dadding. ♥️

31.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also proud of a process change I made to accelerate go-to-market content at product launch.

There's a major storage benchmark called SPC-1 that took months to setup, run, and validate.

I got the team doing the testing hardware 5 months earlier, so we'd have 1M IOPs content at launch. 🎊

31.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My best idea was pushing employer to get an end-to-end NVMe storage array to market before any competitors could. Billions of $$$ of revenue resulted.

31.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
SkyCards SS of a Boeing AH-64 Apache

SkyCards SS of a Boeing AH-64 Apache

Nabbed an Apache chopper! #SkyCards

31.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aw man missed chance to skycard them

31.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Why Olympic Curling Stones Are So Expensive | So Expensive | Business Insider
YouTube video by Business Insider Why Olympic Curling Stones Are So Expensive | So Expensive | Business Insider

Olympic curling stones all come from one smol uninhabited island off the coast of Scotland. 😲

31.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nothing on the traffic maps. Stopped like 10m after I posted that

31.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ton of helicopter activity overhead. Dunno if multiples or someone going to and fro. Must be an accident nearby.

30.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I get this a lot. 😂

30.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, not exactly earning ur keep round here. 🤪

30.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A return letter addressed to Erika pledging loyalty to her and TPUSA, with suggested check boxes for amounts to give to keep Charlie's voice alive.

A return letter addressed to Erika pledging loyalty to her and TPUSA, with suggested check boxes for amounts to give to keep Charlie's voice alive.

Mama needs a new pair of leather pants!

30.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A card sized envelope from Erika Kirk/tpusa

A card sized envelope from Erika Kirk/tpusa

Ooh, I wonder what JD's next wife sent me!

30.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

More like milkweed.

30.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is none for the following tab,it's strictly chronological with nowish at the top. But the discover tab has one.

30.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not strictly a fan of hers, I'm a fan of Solomon, and she's clearly The One for him. 💯

30.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because she couldn't stop looking at you. Get those digits, passa

30.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lots of Catholics get divorced.

30.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finally found a jacket to match the boots. gg.

30.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's pretty much how I communicate with you too. Where do I get the survey? 😁

30.10.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My arms aren't long enough. 😁

30.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, SHARKS! Cretaceous era was awesome. Big dinos, birbs, smol mammals, and plant life was one big orgy.

30.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Android app is not allowing me to zoom in on photos been an intermittent issue the last couple of days, usually restarting app or rebooting phone renables.

Annoying af for farsighted me.

30.10.2025 13:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

1 was his sister, 1 was gay, 1 was prob trans, and one was a stuck up bitch. The little red haired girl was the only one Charlie desired.

He got down, but he always got back up again. Big effort guy fueled by hope.

30.10.2025 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They've doubled in price. 🤬

30.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just block and move on ffs.

30.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you always ignore women when they politely decline your attention?

30.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The %10 tithing a good chunk of Utah does to the Mormon Private Equity fund probably accounts for half of all the amount conservatives give.

30.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He was born in 1984, but prob lists his birth year as '88. 😁

29.10.2025 23:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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With a Squatty Potty, I'm usually done before the game I wanna play on my phone finished loading. 😂

29.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Even relatively small and shallow Lake Erie is a problem. Storms can get waves cresting at over 6ft, which is a big problem for the 17' ski boats ppl will take from Toledo or Marblehead to Put-in-Bay.

29.10.2025 14:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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