Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq

We all know Twin Peaks but who is the Peak Twink? Say Timothee Chalamet and you’re dead to me.

I just hate Jacob Frey so much man

the frey boys on reddit are going hard in on "Fateh is transphobic and homophobic" today in a last ditch effort to persuade undecideds to go Frey

Frey ran away from me at a literal pride parade

Uber drivers who like to listen to self help audio books with passengers in the car: could you guys stop you’re bringing reeeeaaall Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler vibes

We’ve now reached an ultra weird phase of mass culture where “authentic” and “sincere” sound like insults.

I am allowed express pointed disinterest or even mockery at the modern gladiatorial games/injury theater

Why was I following someone who linked to a long butthurt rant against people who enjoy hating on sports and fitness oh my goddd starter packs were a mistake

Kill Me Again is good and recent surprisingly

Post a remake you love…

OpenAI has had a genius marketing strategy of psychological whiplash:

ChatGPT 4: sycophantic echo chamber bot that tells you you’re a genius

ChatGPT 5: insults you, is condescending, talks like a mansplaining Reddit troll

Chat GPT 6 presumably: pay to get abused or felated or both by the bot

Maybe less people will become serial killers now knowing Ryan Murphy might make a show about them.

Playfully spraying my neighbour with the hose as he's loaded into the coroners van

Being passionate about Taylor Swift is like being passionate about Bed, Bath & Beyond. There's nothing there. Just marketing and brand identity and hollow, acquisitive greed.

This is absolutely true. I couldn’t say anything nicer about Tswift than “well one time BB&B sent my clearance sheets to the wrong address so I got slightly better sheets because they were out of the clearance ones”

I guess free speech is only real when the dominant administration is targeting groups they want erased. Good to know.

I don’t think anyone who worked in retail before 2020 would say wishing to find the exact thing you want instantly if you can describe it accurately is entitled.

Asking for exactly what you need is a skill I would praise. We forget people used to call clothing stores asking if they had shirts.

“You’re not psychic, it’s just pattern recognition” fuck you very much it’s pattern recognition AND extreme tone sensitivity thank you get it right

Caleb Landry Jones has SO much music and a lot of it is effortlessly Bowie esque in a way we never see when artists copied Bowie intentionally. The Gadzooks albums are ridiculously good.

This post is not about politics

I legit thought they stuck his pic up there as part of some bit

There was ornamental catnip outside so I brought some in

I probably should delete this account at some point because it’s full of very sincere opinions that may one day be used by a robot to blackmail me but since I deleted Facebook I now require parasocial attention from three people in order to live.

Conspiracy theory: every IoS update includes mechanics specifically engineered to make index finger phone typers sound lame

It’s not that autistic people have a “higher sense of justice”, it’s that most of us were blatantly lied to as children by adults to manipulate us into doing what the adults wanted or making their lives easier.

“That’s not fair!” often means “don’t distort basic facts, I’m an adult now”

An update from us here at PBS 💙

This is where I'm at. In general, I think this is a very personal decision, what you can still enjoy and what you can't. But JKR is basically cackling while saying she's using HP dollars to hurt trans people. Her villainy is so obvious (presented as righteous, of course 🤢) there's no real gray here.

why is morrissey still alive

A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

Same bro same

I’m transmasc but this is me