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Justin Pierce

@justinpie.bsky.social

He/Him | Semi-pro funnel cake maker. I do Wonderella when I have the time. RTs ≠ endorsements, views ≠ those of employer.

278 Followers  |  72 Following  |  139 Posts  |  Joined: 30.10.2023  |  2.0222

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Undertaker meme: foreground Underfaker shows ""Dick Cheney is the worst guy in America", background Undertaker forebodingly shows "2015"

Undertaker meme: foreground Underfaker shows ""Dick Cheney is the worst guy in America", background Undertaker forebodingly shows "2015"

Rest in RIP Dick Cheney, you were the worst until relative filth made you second worst.

04.11.2025 18:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s “your barista isn’t flirting, she’s just paid to be nice” but the speculative $1 trillion digital version.

13.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would I use AI if I had good ideas? No. Is using AI making me dumber? Yes. Let's skip the sugar coating and save like 300 trees.

13.10.2025 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The worst thing about AI (aside from the job losses, resource depletion and power grid havoc) is the cloying "That's a great idea - nice suggestion!" replies. My ideas are bad and I know they're bad! Don't gaslight me.

13.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

By the third monkey, the mama shouldn’t have to call the doctor for insight, like it’s pretty clear cut by then.

13.10.2025 03:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Whatever kompromat Jared Leto has that allows him to tank famous franchises over and over must be *incredibly juicy.*

11.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Tom’s work has been dope as hell since I was a little kid.

26.09.2025 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shout out to Spinal Tap for giving us a metaphor for "that person who constantly changes" even after Harry Potter went sour.

25.09.2025 14:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Save some money, Mario 3 is right there

24.09.2025 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had assumed you were the Star Trek capitol of Canada.

21.09.2025 20:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey thanks! I have started to work up a Patreon with the pages at higher resolution and a bit of commentary on each. With 500+ pages and Patreon’s super clunky posting setup, it’s a slow process and I don’t want to charge people till I have it up!

21.09.2025 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Iron bench with Lucille Ball sculpture from I Love Lucy spread across it so nobody can sit there.

Iron bench with Lucille Ball sculpture from I Love Lucy spread across it so nobody can sit there.

Meet me at the Lucille Ball hostile architecture bench

21.09.2025 19:11 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Sure! I’m doing one every few weeks though, so it may take a bit to get there. But they’re twice as long as they usually were so maybe it’ll balance out!

19.09.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, finding an alternate place doesn't make this weird online "sanitizing" effort correct - it's pretty clearly a business tactic kowtowing to political leadership that wants to block free speech. But it's a good reminder that any online platform will cave with minimal pressure.

17.09.2025 21:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I restarted Wonderella, I thought of asking @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy whether it was worth even having a website, vs just posting the art on social like everyone else. But it's pretty clear now that anything with even a *whiff* of controversy online needs its own home base.

17.09.2025 20:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Security analysts flag rise in Russian-created misinformation posts on social media following Kirk shooting In the wake of Charlie Kirk's shooting, cybersecurity analysts have seen a rise in social media posts that spread misinformation about the killing and inflame tensions.

I don't like news-posting, but a lot of the stuff on social media about the "radical left" is actually Russian-backed troll farms.

Don't engage with this stuff, don't quote-post it, don't screenshot post it; just block.

17.09.2025 16:43 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Also fixed the sizing on the last couple of comics! The taller comics were confusing my render settings but now everything is 100% better with absolutely no downside.

17.09.2025 20:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We're trying the new comics on Wednesdays!

17.09.2025 18:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wake up, choom

30.08.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thing I love about carbon steel pans is they’re lighter than cast iron but come with the same crippling paranoia that you’ll ruin them with every use.

28.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I told the guy at Subway how to make my sandwich so I’m basically a chef now.

25.08.2025 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A story about how Mantis’s creator Steve Englehart made her a DC character called Willow.

A story about how Mantis’s creator Steve Englehart made her a DC character called Willow.

James Gunn has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

25.08.2025 03:47 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think it’s worth making my CA-ness official, or do you think this is a slam dunk?

22.08.2025 03:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes but it has to be long-form (like those bloody marys with the beef stick in them)

20.08.2025 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A graphic shows a young woman in bed, looking at her phone with a hand over her mouth, as if in shock or concern. A circular inset in the upper right corner shows an illuminated, abstract human brain. The text "STUDY: WATCHING SHORT FORM CONTENT HARMS THE BRAIN FIVE TIMES WORSE THAN ALCOHOL" is overlaid on the image.

A graphic shows a young woman in bed, looking at her phone with a hand over her mouth, as if in shock or concern. A circular inset in the upper right corner shows an illuminated, abstract human brain. The text "STUDY: WATCHING SHORT FORM CONTENT HARMS THE BRAIN FIVE TIMES WORSE THAN ALCOHOL" is overlaid on the image.

This is why I'm trying to make my pages a little longer

20.08.2025 19:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Due to Little Kid Logic, my son thinks @katebeaton.bsky.social’s Ducks is a King Baby sequel about an adult Queen Baby

31.07.2025 13:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bottle of ketchup labeled “33%”

Bottle of ketchup labeled “33%”

So what’s the rest of it?

27.06.2025 19:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This picture is so powerful

25.06.2025 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

424 segments for fewer than 10 college players and 5 K-12 players in the entire country. That’s more than 28 segments per school athlete.

17.06.2025 23:08 — 👍 105    🔁 58    💬 0    📌 0

Quick note from someone actually here - these have been peaceful demonstrations until the cops start throwing tear gas

10.06.2025 20:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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