✨Rooke✨

Had to recall when I last had a period for contraceptive purposes. Found out by searching ‘premennie meanies’ in my texts for a song I made up when I last realised I was getting grouchy and moaning about it to a friend.

I mean, it worked?

Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.

Today was an important history lesson with the young corvid. We covered the following:

•MLP the end of flutter valley
•Pound puppies: the legend of big paw
•The real ghostbusters

Unrelated but holy heck was animation jank in the 80s/90s

#Caturday

Thank you! It wasn’t the most painful one I’ve got (that honour goes to conch) but I did scrunkle my face when she was putting the jewellery in

I got poked

Why did no one tell me how good the 1986 #transformers movie was. Look at this 80s deliciousness! And it’s on youtube!

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✨HAPPY NEW YEAR✨

Letzgo 2025!

I hope you gave them a backwards cap and sunglasses.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

Nooo you got can-opener pilled…

Look at this photo quickly. If you see an eldritch tentacle about to consume the person with the strawberry jumper…we are most definitely friends

You’re welcome! And absolutely yes!

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Neurospicy is finding a dinosaur dress for a first date and immediately taking that as ‘the theme’ for the entire outfit including fossil tights and green/brown eye shadow palette because those are the rules now.

Date has not been notified of this.

Date location has nothing to do with dinosaurs.

Merry midweek mood check!
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In 2022, I went to see Pirates of Penzance at the Minack theatre. And the pirate king was very hot and I could of sworn they winked at me but thought nah AND NOW my Dad confirm that yes they did cos he saw it too and I realise I MISSED MY CHANCE WITH THE HOT PIRATE KING.

Oh and happy Boxing Day

The bestest boy

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Merry Christmas to all who celebrate ✨

“If you see this post your favourite pokemon”

I’m going to hazard a guess that this is Veilguard related. I don’t understand why people have to be so insecure that everyone HAS to agree and get hostile if someone dares get joy out of something they deem ‘bad’. I’m sorry you’ve had to deal with this, enjoy your joy ❤️

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

#christmaseve feeling ❤️

Is it terminally online that when this little guy snuck into the garden in a perfectly photogenic moment my first thought was from #yms review of the lion king 2019….’wow look at that fur glow’

Omg I haven’t seen this game literally since the spice girls first debuted

Obligatory #AceAttorney shitpost