ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
19.11.2025 06:10 — 👍 652 🔁 237 💬 13 📌 8@leexaandra.bsky.social
I’m big dangerous, you’re just a little vicious
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
19.11.2025 06:10 — 👍 652 🔁 237 💬 13 📌 8TECH EXEC IN 2005: We believe the world is a better place when people are able to communicate online
THAT SAME TECH EXEC IN 2025: The greatest existential threat to humanity is the ability for women to talk back to me
Phillies lose Game 4 of NLDS on walk-off error
From @witteethan.bsky.social
www.thegoodphight.com/game-recaps/...
Follow + HE bob_harris_uk 2d So, as a bloke, could a lady please explain the difference between a Left and Right Tampon? picture: two tampax tampons, one labeled with an 'L' and one with an 'R'
The L tampon supports your right to choose and comes with free healthcare while the R packet is actually empty because only whores use tampons to stem the bloody tears of a disappointed uterus, Bob. traciesearing: It's not left and right, champ. It's light and regular. But thanks for confirming why men shouldn't be in charge of reproductive health policy. thediaryofrihanna: Why are ppl roasting him? It's an honest question. You wear the L if your favorite Taylor Swift album is Lover and the R if its Reputation. ladypartsdoc: As an Ob/Gyn, I feel compelled to answer. It's basically a choose your own adventure situation, and choosing L or R depends on the type of period you want to have. L is for 'Lovely', you wake up feeling awesome, get lots of compliments, and everything goes your way. R is for 'Raging', you feel awful, and
I know it's different over there in the UK with your parliamentary system, but here in the USA, L is for Democrats and R is for psychopaths. scrappy: Totally tracks that a man could go his whole life and not realize we have two separate vaginas to attend to. brittle_14: pictured - a women's health summit from Trump's first term with the words "not a single woman was invited to the white house meeting on women's health
L = light flow which means you have 20 minutes or a hard sneeze before you completely underestimated what is actually going to happen and an underwear change is coming. R = Regular flow which means you have an hour, or a hard sneeze, before it's a bloodbath. There is also S for Super which simply means stay home cause you're just asking for trouble otherwise. voxoutthebox: One tampon always tells the truth. One tampon always lies. yvonnelorkinsta: Lefty loosey righty tighty alliewarshaw: As a vagina owner I appreciate you asking instead of trying to tell me why they're left and right.
social media gold
07.09.2025 00:28 — 👍 380 🔁 120 💬 16 📌 27I am tired of the circumstances of my life being determined by men on the brink of non-existence who think they’ll never die if they have enough power.
02.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 578 🔁 124 💬 7 📌 4“We regret to inform you—Castellanos with a long drive, deep center field—Donald John Trump has passed away. 45th and 47th president of the United States. Home run for Castellanos, Phillies are up 4 to 3.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
there's actually a little known law that says if kyle schwarber hits four homers in one game they have to fund septa
29.08.2025 01:10 — 👍 432 🔁 95 💬 14 📌 2sorry for being a huge bitch it's just something I love doing
27.08.2025 23:14 — 👍 457 🔁 111 💬 4 📌 0I cannot spiritually afford to live where artists cannot
10.08.2025 15:19 — 👍 228 🔁 58 💬 1 📌 2I find the dildo thing pretty appalling so I wrote a bit about why
10.08.2025 14:20 — 👍 3187 🔁 703 💬 80 📌 93Generative AI runs on gambling addiction — just one more prompt, bro! pivot-to-ai.com/2025/06/05/g...
05.07.2025 17:14 — 👍 16 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 2"Rather than taking an 'abstinence-only' approach to AI, I decided to put the central, existential question to them directly: was it still necessary or valuable to learn to write? The choice would be theirs." —Piers Gelly for @literaryhub.bsky.social
lithub.com/what-happene...
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
14.10.2024 20:52 — 👍 17472 🔁 4948 💬 85 📌 120Being conscious and aware can at best be described as unsettling
08.07.2025 15:30 — 👍 162 🔁 41 💬 4 📌 1"I'm still punk,"I whisper as I debate to keep the box, or recycle it. It's a really good box.
05.07.2025 18:49 — 👍 318 🔁 62 💬 13 📌 2We’re gonna need a whole new everything after this is over.
04.07.2025 02:48 — 👍 56 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1There are only three political positions in America today
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix.
tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...
This is probably the best angle I’ve seen that shows how the double slide situation unfolded
21.06.2025 17:46 — 👍 121 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 2It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
14.06.2025 21:00 — 👍 11735 🔁 2072 💬 63 📌 59Now THIS is trans allyship! I have never once regretted my fandom of Katie Nolan 💜
13.06.2025 21:54 — 👍 1082 🔁 314 💬 15 📌 50A big part of being alive in the third decade of the 21st century is learning to live with Elon Musk’s depression bad-faith-times.ghost.io/learning-to-...
22.05.2025 14:05 — 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand
13.05.2025 02:14 — 👍 592 🔁 123 💬 19 📌 0It’s so important to not let yourself become bitter or disheartened or cynical. To not let the news of the world break your spirit. Because I’m already doing that. It’s my thing. Find your own, stop copying me.
29.04.2025 11:43 — 👍 2829 🔁 495 💬 60 📌 13Some reflections on what "AI" is for, why genAI - while being toxic for our minds and creatives - is a bit of a distraction and how discriminative AI is actually making Marc Andreessen's dreams come true. Oh and Fascism.
https://tante.cc/2025/04/24/forcing-the-world-into-machines/
High pony so tight it gives you jaw pain
21.04.2025 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library.
11.04.2025 10:43 — 👍 787 🔁 127 💬 9 📌 4