𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔤𝔯𝔦𝔪 ♡ ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ⁻ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾

like wdym i could have been at least mentally training instead of wallowing in trauma for the last several months

literally how dare you presume

kind of a scam how quickly my life and routine has started coming back together after i started meditating again smh

to be clear we weren’t auditioning for “evita.”

thinking about the woman at an audition one time (who was bragging about how she was definitely going to be cast in a certain role…. that i got) who kept pronouncing the musical as “eveeeeTAHHHH”

LIKE WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO ABT THAT??? marry you. oh word. 💀💀💀💀

this is so fkn real. mine refused to work after six years and refused an allowance but demanded more visibility into my accounts and started taking my debit card while i slept, even when it was attached to my phone. 🫠

while calling me financially abusive bc i had the money.

This is the most Starship Troopers coded shit. Paul Verhoeven is like, "shit I should have gone further"

they’re literally art this is so deserved.

there frequently comes a point where it’s either windows shutdown noise for me or the intro to the heat/snow miser song on loop for 15 minutes.

Remember when helpless idiot dads were like a fun sitcom trope? Like ope the baby peed on him because he couldn't get the diaper on! Now it's like "i need to build a data center in your city's Blackest neighborhood so i can ask a computer if my infant child can microdose LSD"

i have a secret list of which sellers at work i am absolutely certain get pouty at their significant others for asking them to go to the grocery store and then whine that they don’t know what tomatoes look like so didn’t buy them.

a big salary does not mean a man is competent.

i'm not watching a three minute video "until the end." i'm typing my social security number into an app called virtual dowsing rod

A woman laying on a beach in a white dress under the moonlight "No, I cant cone im busy receiving magical messages from the moon"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

that is very true but unfortunately i feel like the initial vhs/vcr investment is high for new people and also the quality degradation of previous media is pretty hefty.

obligatory “carole king cut mention” mention.

y’all all i am really saying is google and spotify cannot stop you* from getting all the necessary equipment to burn cds and dvds for around $50 anymore, maybe slightly under depending where you look.

*with a vpn for the media part. pirate responsibly.

*talking shit on your catboy ex*

he's a real domestic shorthair iykwim

i was as soon as i posted this im so mad

oh, that character there is genocide guy, he's kind of a fan favorite. the one next to him, though, that's the one everyone hates, she was rude once.

Spotify now features Al band clones discussion .. . King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard prominently left Spotify earlier this year. Today this was recommended to me by their release radar: https://open.spotify.com/intl- de/artist/6WFS7oPAEirPXePSayORzn?si=jtf|za1qI- gRyUUBjD-EHA A bad Al ripoff, from aesthetics to band name, copying their songs.

= Spotify® Open App King Lizard Wizard 29,303 monthly listeners Follow Popular Rattlesnake 32,355 The River 5,881 Gamma Knife 4,345 ... ... ..

pals you gotta quit spotify

Nausicaa the Realest

already exercised but i have to take the trash downstairs and the elevator is still broken and anyway i guess the jokes about eternal leg day have some basis in reality.

it’s like noah but evil and hell is now full of hotties 😌

WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL

screenshot of my bsky profile showing 666 followers

blocking anyone else who tries to follow me so i can keep this count 😈😈😈

proud of u 😌

I DONT HAVE A SWEATBAND AND MY HAIR ISNT LONG ENOUGH FOR A HAIR TIE YET

conquering my fears aka exercising in a common area with my face wash hairband and curlers in.

"can't complain" congrats i can

🎙 New Episode Alert! 🎙
In our very first, pre-series episode, Michelle and I set the road map for the start of the season, introduce our upcoming special guests, and take a glimpse into the Eternal Void!

Join us along our adventures of healing and high strangeness! ✨️

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