Faust(s)

✅️

You.

⚙️ NO. NOT AGAIN. WE ARE NOT. DOING THIS. AGAIN.

🔨 Eheheh- why, nail and hammer, of course! Though, frying their heretical brains with technology of my own is also oh, so satisfying... there's a level of irony to it all, hm?

💥

If you are under the impression that the Faust's each pranked each other, you are sorely mistaken.

🍎 ...I-

🔨 Ahaha, of COURSE you'd play such BABY games. Why don't you try a REAL game. Like League.

I assume you are referring to the "Everlasting" E.G.O. with this. I would answer with something along the lines of "As an E.G.O, it is not bound to the laws of usual logic," but, in reality, the answer is much simpler.

The sword is not sharp.
It deals blunt damage.

...In the future, if no Faust is explicitly stated, I will always be the one to respond.

T-09-77, also known as Heart of Aspiration. I myself have not encountered it, so my knowledge is entirely second-hand. However, it could be stated that my aspiration to know all would allow us to synchronize.

🧠 No.
🚅 No.
🍎 Please don't.
🛡 No.
☕️ No.
🔨 [REDACTED]
🔍 No.
📋 No.
🌸 No.
⚙️ No.

Considering no Faust was specified, I shall take this question.
The meal I quite personally enjoy is 30 to 40 olives and a whole wheel of ch-
[CONNECTION TERMINATED]

🔍 Please, listen not to her preferences. We've tried to get her to eat better. It doesn't work. She is the only Faust like this.

🍎 What..?

📋 ...I believe there is a fundamental misunderstanding here. Neither of us are within the same mirror world, and even if we were, we would not be working within the same Lobotomy Corporation facility. Not to mention, the point in time 🍎 is in is well after the fall of L Corp.

...No. Faust is a normal human being. Just like you and me.

reading over T-09-78, also known as Notes From a Crazed Researcher once the manager aquires it within the facility.

🍎 Favorite..? The concept of that seems... unheard of, to Faust. Abnormalities have all killed countless people, to refer to one as a favorite is...

📋 The question of a "favorite abnormality" is not one Faust has considered, as I have a much greater goal here. However, Faust does look forward to-

Faust has exploded.

Faust needs mad tiddies or Faust is going to explode

Each Faust's respective emoji was chosen specifically to make differentiating them easy. This did, however, cause minor conflict, as both ☕️ and 🔍 wanted the coffee emoji.

⚙️ ...A nuisance and nothing more. Her dogmatic speech is aimless, and holds no influence over Faust.

🔨 Pah, I feel disgusted just knowing that... heretic exists in any world. Faust would never stoop to such- such filth-!

⚙️ Be silent. The question did not request your input.

Faust has recieved "jack shite" in terms of strawpages, as Heathcliff would say.

"Sinners" is mere company terminology and has no relation to actual moral standing.

...Faust does not approve of your efforts to mimic her.

🍎...Do not speak of him. Please.

🔨 Khhh... You filth dare to mock me? Faust will return, and SHE WILL GR-

[CONNECTION TERMINATED]

🔥 - LCE E.G.O:: Ardor Blossom Star

[NEW IDENTITIES WILL BE APPENDED OVER TIME]

[IDENTITY KEY]
🧠 - LCB Sinner

🚅 - W Corp L2 Cleanup Agent

🍎 - Lobotomy Corp. Remnant

🛡️ - Zwei Assoc. South Section 4

☕ - Wuthering Heights Butler

🔨 - The One Who Grips

🔍 - Seven Assoc. South Section 4

📋 - Lobotomy E.G.O:: Regret

🌸 - Blade Lineage Salsu

⚙️ - Multicrack Office Rep.

[GESSELSCHAFT CONTACT FORUM]

representationemitter.straw.page

No. It will not.

...Faust would like to sincerely apologize for that prior incident. It was not an outcome that Faust had foresaw.

It has, however, given Faust an idea.

Now, should you not require any more assistance, Faust needs to return to her coworkers.

...

...Thank you. For that.