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sobbing in the parking lot because the buccee’s mascot took my hand and kissed the back of it. it’s been a day

my problem isn’t finding 62 nonlands it’s trimming down to 62 nonlands. 60? that’s crazy talk. i think it’s FUNNY when i mulligan twice and still don’t get enough land to summon my commander

speak your truth

I think about this headline all of the time.

sorry yall it's my fault that our existence is a political question, i set the precedent and now here we are. we all make bad decisions in childhood

my mother always said i could be anything i wanted to be, so i became a political controversy

This is evil. Pure evil.

how do trans people who have lived in both chicago and minneapolis feel about the two? preference?

the og is a banger but teenager me was suuuuch a sucker for the advent children version of the song

yup, and the chanting is real latin. the translation is kind of clunky - things like “Burning inside with violence and anger” and “Come, come oh come, do not let me die” but it’s thematic i guess

ah the joy of a freshly vacuumed floor

high school reunion in a few months, time to see how many people i can gaslight.

"oh you don't remember me? no, i'm not *deadname* haha we just shared the same last name"

"yes i HAVE always had these tits and i'm painfully aware they're still A cups let's move on please!"

shoutout to the climbing gym playing a cover of duvet by boa… whoever chooses the music I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

queen shit

can’t wait for jjk universes beyond

i don’t drink. shirley temple?

shoutout to the femme in my yoga class this morning, at the climbing gym, with a mullet, undercut on both sides, cartilage piercings, full sleeve tattoo, that drove away in a subaru

sometimes i worry i try too hard to signal, but now i feel less self conscious about it

the most annoying people in the world were RIGHT about exercise and fresh air curing depression and it SUCKS

dear god. i agree that *good* mashed potatoes don’t need gravy to taste good, but completely insulting the concept of fond? it’s literally caramelization! it’s the candy of savory food!

we did it, we finally found the errant in errant signal

RFK Jr confirmed as health secretary, we all really are going to die huh

it’s an enormously difficult decision but you’re better for it in the long term. proud of you. you’re my favorite niche internet microcelebrity

100% you should, italian food history - and their near-fanatical dedication to sometimes false beliefs about it - is very fascinating

a puppygirl hacker polycule is ‘leaking’ color me surprised

a puppygirl hacker polycule is ‘leaking’? color me surprised

(this is not a dig at them it’s fantastic work)

i heard “too many trans girl name themselves after flowers” and said “bet”

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#fuckjeffbezos 🖕

kimchi recipe said it’d take “30 minutes to put together, maybe 20 if you have fast hands”. took me 20 minutes. gonna be riding that high the rest of the day (i crave the approval of authority figures)

pro tip: i have found that drinking coffee until your eyes can’t focus, and all you hear is the beating of your own heart, to be a great distraction from the horrors

if you had it amended by the state, and state laws haven’t changed, then couldn’t you order another copy from the records office in your state of birth? they would send you copies of the amended and not the original certificate, right?

yeahhh, not to nitpick someone on our side, but we really have failed to teach cis allies that (medically transitioning) trans women are physiologically much closer to cis women, than to cis men.

also. segregated sports? really? first, there's only a dozen NCAA trans athletes, and second... really?