FLEXUAL OFFENDER

why are snaked labeled as duplicitous. there are very few other creatures on the planet with dedicated "im going to bite you now" notifications on them

i was in the er and they had to use an ultrasound to find my veins since i was so dehydrated. when the nurse put the gel on and started to scan i said "is it a boy"? he laughed and said he had never heard that one. sometimes i think the cycle of samsara is more akin to a 1 lane highway than we think

this Josh got me listening to sage the gemini and playing cryptworlds

i dont know why they call religion 'the opium of the masses'. if they just gave me opium every day id have a job and be happy to go to it

this is the funniest tweet of all time to me. what level of hating do u have to be on 2 dreg up every dogwhistle you've ever heard in your life

if you are asked the question "who would you go back in time and fuck" and you don't choose Bill Withers you're an insane person and ill kill you with a hammer

prog would be such a heat genre if they didnt play in circles literally every time

i hope so soooo bad the last paragraph of my wikipedia article says "died by a friendly fire incident"

I know, I know. We've all heard at least 4 mambos at this point. But you have GOT to check this new one out

woke up and hit my vape so hard i fell over and broke my toe

clash is soooo bad tho (conceptually)

ive come up with thousands of plans in my life, and ill come up with thousands more. i reckon only one of them will get me gunned down in the streets

instantly started my 6th instant of the fitgirl ac6 torrent. i think im going to die face down in a ditch

went to delete my utorrent dead seeds and it said "are you sure you want to delete 283 objects?". man i have GOT to get a job

i know I've said this before but jonathan ferguson could hit me really really hard on the head and id say thank you sir

slurs spouted through GFWL are forever lost, like tears in the rain

this liquor got me wanting to make a jonathan ferguson fancam

featuring the hit single "eather fumez"

man i can't get over project silverfish. i don't think I've played a game before where essentially each and every piece of lore is tangible, and not just another piece of background worldbuilding. its just so damn tantalizing. god i wish the strange shopkeeper would explode me with their brain

i can't learn it if it ain't on xbox

going to my therapy session and sighing loudly until they ask me whats wrong

great news gang! i google image searched 'bitch ass motherfucker' and none of us came up :) Except you.

stop, look, and listen. but PLEASE don't stare

every time i say Jolteon is my favorite eveelution everyone around me grabs the biggest rock they can find and hits me over the head until blood starts coming out of my ears

I FEEL LIKE MAX KEEBLE