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using bidet drunk maybe top 10 ever 2 do itt

TIME TO DROP THAT MEME AGAIN BABEYY

it's not, it can get filtered automatically and easily. if you want to make it genuinely harder for them to use this effectively, you have to put in plausible fake data that takes human effort to sort out.

Alyssa’s cat stands on her back legs with her front legs and head in an open refrigerator

Can I fucking help you

A picture of a stove range top. Bottom left, top left, top right burners circled in red and labelled as mental illnesses. Bottom right burner is labelled as a real burner

I don't know who needs to hear this but..

What Was Agreed Upon What Actually Arrived Shortfall 12,000 aid trucks 8,500 aid trucks 3,500 aid trucks missing 50 fuel trucks daily 15 fuel trucks daily 35 fuel trucks missing daily 60,000 mobile housing units None arrived Hundreds of thousands deprived of temporary housing 200,000 tents 20,000 tents 180,000 tents missing

Israel has broken the ceasefire agreement every single day since they signed it.

Hulk in Marvel Rivals

Marvel Rivals Hulk looks like Gamma irradiated Morrissey.

Drac's Night Out (Unreleased) / Print ad / Parker Brothers / 1991

Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons (below, a diverse collection of implicitly trans people wielding trans pride flags and also huge scifi arm cannons)

5 am to 1 pm gotta be top 3 worst sleep schedules out right now

me, hearing 15 seconds of the most abrasive guitar feedback at the beginning of a track:

oh hell yeah, a banger

which

Highly detailed color illustration of a gigantic medium haired brown tabby cat, hugging a pretty white blonde girl wearing a fancy light blue gown and gold crown. They are outside and a white castle is visible in the back.

Kip, the Enchanted Cat. A chapter in Golden Books’ The Fairy Tale Book with illustrations by Adrienne Segur. 1958.

Hiked to Lud's Church, where Gawain theoretically fought the Green Knight. Absolutely stunning.

Color drawing (pastel and charcoal, maybe?) of a beautiful pale white woman all wrapped up in dark robes, holding a glass bottle and wand. A bright blue snake coils around the wand and bright blue lizard crawl up her sleeve, while a black cat crouches on her shoulders. It’s a lot like the archaic portrayal of witches all surrounded by animal familiars, but she is beautiful, elegant, and confident.

I love everything about October. The cooler weather, the shorter days, baking, foliage, Halloween, everything! 🍂 This is The Witch by Lucien Lévy-Dhurmer, 1897. www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...

who would win in a fight, person who calls every man a hunk at the slightest hint of vascularity vs person who calls everyone a twink unless they're wider than a literal fridge

Current mental health improvement strategy: imagining Lil Wayne lyrics being rapped by the Beastie Boys

Swagger tighter than a yeast INFECTION
Fly go hard like geese ERECTION

say it ain't stoat

fish swim not run DUMBASS

why does this FUCKING app keep serving me furry porn

Color photo of an elderly white man wearing a dark flat cap. He has a wiry mustache that descends into sort of wings like the lower half of sideburns. His face it lit up with a genuine smile as he holds a shorthaired grey cat up to his chest and rubs his face on the back of its head. The cat looks like it is focused on something in the distance like it spotted a bird or some such.

"A man in Paris carries his cat to a local park, where he'll play cards with friends." 1968. www.nationalgeographic.com/photo-of-the...

i aspire to make my living space feel as cozy as pressing mouse 4

I enjoy Bluesky, but the vibe here definitely brings to mind the adjective "nerd-ass"

its important to have a 5’2 boyfriend with pillowy labia

bloons tower defense has gone woke !

" bridget " not a real name bro wtf is " bridget "

Black and white photo of a study shorthaired tabby cat sitting up on a roughhewn wooden box. Underneath the photo is printed "A Capable Cat".

A Capable Cat. 1942. https://flic.kr/p/9UiMJ8