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Jeff Simmons

@jefforysimmons.bsky.social

Grace’s Pa 📲 Freelance ad buyer and social media manager for dozens of brands @audiointhetrees

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Latest posts by jefforysimmons.bsky.social on Bluesky

The new American Dream isn’t a house with a white picket fence. It’s autopay with no overdraft.

02.09.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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13.07.2025 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Illustration from James Marshall’s George & Martha. Martha, a hippo wearing a dress, is seated in an arm chair smoking a cigar.

Illustration from James Marshall’s George & Martha. Martha, a hippo wearing a dress, is seated in an arm chair smoking a cigar.

Possibly the single greatest moment in children’s literature.

14.11.2024 19:39 — 👍 301    🔁 35    💬 15    📌 4
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✨ Focusing on 2031

15.06.2025 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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With this human, I even like morning.

15.05.2025 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I reserved a scooter in advance today while riding the bus after meeting my new chiropractor who is also from New Jersey 🛴 💨 🚍

@trimet.bsky.social
@lime

13.05.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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☕️ 🍳 ❤️‍🩹 Noticed Michael Hurley, the inventor of Sweedeedee, sitting @sweedeedeepdx having brunch back in 2022 and asked him if it was ok if I snapped these 2 photos.

Figured it was probably the most Portland thing that ever happened.

You will be missed, maestro.

04.04.2025 00:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🌸💕🌸

28.03.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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seated for #severance season finale

21.03.2025 02:18 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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20.03.2025 19:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ben choosing to watch the Knicks game tonight is the ultimate work-life balance move. Imagine Mark S. realizing his director is more invested in LaMelo Ball’s crossovers than his own existential crises. Priorities.

20.03.2025 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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film still #64

Tramell and bust of Jame.

#severance

17.03.2025 16:55 — 👍 3820    🔁 166    💬 86    📌 14
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☘️ Luck o’ the Irish to ya!

17.03.2025 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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good morning btw

15.03.2025 14:25 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue suit is holding a gun in his hand . ALT: a man in a blue suit is holding a gun in his hand .
14.03.2025 04:18 — 👍 60    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 5
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07.03.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Protect your peace.

05.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 62719    🔁 3664    💬 1256    📌 142

Do we? After processing a few days, I’m not so sure anymore.

05.03.2025 07:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction

05.03.2025 03:39 — 👍 18946    🔁 2493    💬 671    📌 451

Since 2016, every time I’ve gotten a news alert on my phone I’ve prayed it would say he’s dead.

05.03.2025 06:52 — 👍 202    🔁 13    💬 11    📌 1
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Sunday was fantastic thanks to @oregonzoo.bsky.social and @trimet.bsky.social 🚍 🐒 🚆

04.03.2025 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feel the same. I’m hoping it’s just to keep her integrated in the emotional center of the ensemble. Maybe it’s just to keep the IVF/ miscarriage/ pregnancy subplot, er fertile? 🩸 #praisekier

02.03.2025 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m deeply concerned that the kicker may be that Devon set them up 😔

02.03.2025 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah shooting it on film and giving him a fake beard really got everyone all hot and bothered!

02.03.2025 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just when I think my country can’t get any dumber. Ta-da!

01.03.2025 14:13 — 👍 210    🔁 8    💬 9    📌 1

People say a lot of things… time.com/7015988/can-...

01.03.2025 06:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BUSTED 🤣 I love “Have I Got News for You” so much. Thanks to @cnn.com on Max 🏆

01.03.2025 04:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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