Fav flavor as a kid!

Okayyyyy, Cory Booker 👏👏👏

If I ever wake up from a coma, don’t ask me my name or where I live. Ask me if I can still sing the entirety of La Vie Boheme. That’s how you’ll know ✨

Lilly handed me her game to play for her while she was in the bathroom and I have never felt so honored and stressed. Don’t worry, kid, I gotchu 🫡

Lilly: Mommy, do cats vote?
Me: No, babe. *glances at Bishop *And I wouldn’t trust him to.”

Saturday, Cameron and I were supposed to have a long-overdue date at a local bistro for Drag Brunch.

Yesterday, that event got cancelled (hopefully postponed) due to a threat of violence and hate crimes.

I fucking hate it here.

Immediately thought of him!

Hey, @eitmonline.bsky.social, tell E to play Strands today!

Kendrick concert was 🔥 last night!

Saw something that said, “I’m teaching my daughter to be safe before being nice.” YUP. And also, let’s teach all our kids (and grown-ups) to be safe people.

I don’t have a lot of albums on my phone, but yours are some of the few (and my favs).

Watching the #royalrumble2025 everytime the buzzer goes off, hoping it’ll be Becky Lynch, but it’s not:
😃😃😃😞

You mean to tell me that these 2 people had a child and her legal, government name is Pinkalicious?!? And then they had a second child and named him…Peter?!

Also, not shocking.

“After all, the Statue of Liberty is an immigrant, too. And this is why she’s moving. This is why she’s striding. In welcoming the poor, the tired, the yearning to be free, she is not content to wait, she must meet them in the sea.” - Her Right Foot

@eitmonline.bsky.social Dang, Levi, and here I thought you were just calling to say b-hole. Good for you, dude!

Ok, who here plays Blossom and can laugh with me about the letters today? 🤓

Well now she can be Vice Chair of the FAFO Committee 😇

Same! You know I hate my Nissan, and Toyota and Honda were on my list for new ones. Guess that narrows it down.

Hollins fam! If any of you saw the video of the woman in the Hollins shirt giving the nazi salute, I hope you’ll join me in emailing Pres. Hinton. Her name is Laura Smith and she IS an alumna, though clearly she learned nothing from Hollins, since she showed her ass out here on Al Gore’s internet.

Dang, so it’s just *still* gonna be January? Fucking rude.

YES!!! That part!!!

@eitmonline.bsky.social sorry about my cat yelling in the background while we were talking 😺

5 panel comic Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke! Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

when u make a silly joke on this platform

More Bishop content. Here he is being a perfect 🥐 in my daughter’s bean bag chair.

I guess we share cat pics here, too? Bishop and husband taking a Sunday snooze 🥰

True! Like I said in another comment, I’m upset about the ban as well, just trying to find some levity.

Very true! This one is different. To be clear, I’m mad about the ban, too, just trying to find some levity.