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3 neurones. Jeux vidéo, cinéma, chats, Jojo et shitpost. Opinions rincés certifiées depuis le siècle précédent. Crédit PP : Guillaume Singelin Crédit Header : TerminalMontage

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what if i finished this silly thing

20.02.2026 09:56 — 👍 1402    🔁 292    💬 12    📌 4
A screenshot of the video game Alien: Isolation featuring a piece of futuristic machinery that looks kinda like a xenomorph.

A screenshot of the video game Alien: Isolation featuring a piece of futuristic machinery that looks kinda like a xenomorph.

Shout out to the Alien: Isolation level artist who put this piece of terrifyingly-shaped sci-fi machinery in a dark room, knowing the player's flashlight would catch it and they would absolutely shit themselves.

24.07.2023 13:26 — 👍 498    🔁 115    💬 9    📌 2
crushingbort

"Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz," Janet cried. "Where does it stop?" 8 Chainz frowned. "13 Chainz doesn't have time for

crushingbort "Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz," Janet cried. "Where does it stop?" 8 Chainz frowned. "13 Chainz doesn't have time for

08.09.2025 23:48 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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I'm everything in this tweet.

19.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 86    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 6

So turns out the entire ace attorney franchise is £50 on steam right now. This is incredible value for money. Buy it

18.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Une capture d'écran de Mewgenics ! Où on voit que les trois premiers boss ont étés battus

Une capture d'écran de Mewgenics ! Où on voit que les trois premiers boss ont étés battus

Ça avance 😎

18.02.2026 09:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Japanese, you address elder men as OG-chan and i think that's beautiful

15.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 1244    🔁 487    💬 5    📌 3
17.02.2026 09:00 — 👍 388    🔁 81    💬 26    📌 3
Young woman anime style illustration pointing to a board says I finally discovered the three types of male fantasies. the top one says fight in a desperate last stand against All odds. the middle one says slowly bleeding to death in a snow-covered field. the bottom says digging a hole. each text box has an illustration of people fighting or someone dying in the winter but the bottom one for digging a hole shows the meme of the guys from when KFC had soy nuggets and they look really excited and I think they call them soy jacks but they're both looking at the camera with an open mouth like oh man as they point behind them making eye contact with the camera. the woman is in very tight-fitting clothes with large breasts and hair that goes down past the shoulder, but her eyes look alarmingly open and bizarre. she sort of has fangs now that I notice her mouth. don't know what that's about.

Young woman anime style illustration pointing to a board says I finally discovered the three types of male fantasies. the top one says fight in a desperate last stand against All odds. the middle one says slowly bleeding to death in a snow-covered field. the bottom says digging a hole. each text box has an illustration of people fighting or someone dying in the winter but the bottom one for digging a hole shows the meme of the guys from when KFC had soy nuggets and they look really excited and I think they call them soy jacks but they're both looking at the camera with an open mouth like oh man as they point behind them making eye contact with the camera. the woman is in very tight-fitting clothes with large breasts and hair that goes down past the shoulder, but her eyes look alarmingly open and bizarre. she sort of has fangs now that I notice her mouth. don't know what that's about.

the 3 types of commercially viable videogames

14.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 1566    🔁 458    💬 32    📌 50
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

11.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 10709    🔁 2021    💬 52    📌 24
Black and white sketch drawing of a woman knight in armor, her sword on her right shoulder, cuts and blood on her face
This was done as a study of a pic, for the pose and armor

Black and white sketch drawing of a woman knight in armor, her sword on her right shoulder, cuts and blood on her face This was done as a study of a pic, for the pose and armor

bloody knight

09.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 4942    🔁 1286    💬 40    📌 12

Je suis à Bordeaux pour la journée :
Mission du iour : TROUVER PHILIPPE POUTOU.

07.02.2026 11:37 — 👍 348    🔁 58    💬 13    📌 8

Après je suis SÛR que il y a un public d'influenceurs prêt à payer le prix fort pour des donuts modelés d'après leurs iris, faut juste trouver un nom accrocheur

04.02.2026 10:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun

03.02.2026 07:52 — 👍 11557    🔁 2796    💬 89    📌 73

Good morning!

February marks the 10th anniversary of Stardew Valley. I had the great pleasure of speaking to ConcernedApe ahead of the occasion about the last ten years and his plans for the future. It's a nice long one, please enjoy:
www.ign.com/articles/sta...

03.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 860    🔁 229    💬 9    📌 24

La première surtout j'ai l'impression de voir les décors de Spy Kids 1

03.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Senshi's Wisdom – Delicious in Dungeon [OST]
YouTube video by SoundtracksOST Senshi's Wisdom – Delicious in Dungeon [OST]

I only cut vegetable when this song is playing youtu.be/G01sZgf17E4?...

02.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.

The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.

Let's talk about it.

02.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 1668    🔁 619    💬 23    📌 69

Je déteste les escape games, particulièrement celui qui consiste à trouver comment désactiver la traduction automatique sur Reddit.

02.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 315    🔁 33    💬 13    📌 1
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> Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.
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> She never expected to slay.

stolen from https://wapo.st/4qIqlTl

#NationalGalleryOfArt #GenZ #Slang #Art #Maiolica

31.01.2026 15:36 — 👍 1955    🔁 803    💬 18    📌 45
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Wake up! (Grab a brush and put a little makeup) Tomorrow is the first day of a new month which means new G A M E releases.

What is your most anticipated release this month?

64 notable new game releases:

31.01.2026 10:49 — 👍 128    🔁 35    💬 16    📌 11

Lmao at “keep clear of me” being just a backwards French flag

30.01.2026 07:36 — 👍 130    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 0

Sydney Sweeney: 👁️ 👄 👁️

Giancarlo Esposito: And for me, I have to speak out. If the whole world showed up... they’d kill 500 or 50 million or however [many], but the rest of us would survive with a new [world]. This is time for a revolution, and they don’t even know that’s what they’re starting.

30.01.2026 12:32 — 👍 1523    🔁 408    💬 14    📌 57

that friend who's too visual novel

15.12.2025 18:44 — 👍 2573    🔁 1103    💬 8    📌 4
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

29.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 19069    🔁 6044    💬 6    📌 0
L'artwork de Cairn avec Hadock qui escalade et le logo du jeu.

L'artwork de Cairn avec Hadock qui escalade et le logo du jeu.

L'artwork de Cairn est splendide en tout cas.

29.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 172    🔁 32    💬 5    📌 1
A blue Encarta Encyclopedia 99 box depicting a glass cube full of things like fish, trains, a cello and the Sagrada church.

A blue Encarta Encyclopedia 99 box depicting a glass cube full of things like fish, trains, a cello and the Sagrada church.

I feel like digital encyclopedia box art sums up a lot of it

29.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 52    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
Cairn - Launch Trailer
YouTube video by The Game Bakers Cairn - Launch Trailer

Worked again with Benjamin C. on this launch trailer and it's one of my favorite.
It rightfully gives the vibe that Cairn is more than a climbing game, it's an adventure game.
youtu.be/6Ejphz8fY0A

29.01.2026 14:15 — 👍 110    🔁 30    💬 5    📌 4
A postit note stuck to faux wood with an alien looking pikachu thats saying "akiP!"

A postit note stuck to faux wood with an alien looking pikachu thats saying "akiP!"

Realized I never shared this post it note doodle I left at the front desk of my dayjob

28.01.2026 02:29 — 👍 145    🔁 24    💬 5    📌 1

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