Now I gotta look at Alec Bohm again? Fuck that sucks

31 Cowboys fans have voted in the poll so far I see.

Perfect. I remember doing those certification clinics for Dougherty and they’re a lot

That’s probably the road I’m on. They make you do any kind of coaching clinic or certification or no?

Nice. He’s a mite. In the 9:30 group. I’ve been helping out with his group. We’re both loving it. I still remember doing some of the same drills when I was a mite there. No better place to learn to play.

Completely random number assignment for Eamonn. Pretty cool.

Do I get to have 80 games of Max Kepler’s Phillies career retroactively burned from my memory?

Danny Syvret

Come ooonnn walk off catchers interference!

One of the worst and most disappointing moments in the history of, not just pro wrestling, but all of storytelling. Like going back to the caveman days.

Jimmy gets it.

Rob Thomson going full Peter Gibbons from Office Space to close out his tenure just daring them to fire him. Bold.

Well I already feel better about my decision not to watch. Ranger will be in by the 2nd down by 4. What a clown show.

Blake Snell’s eyes make me want to throw up

Really amazing this team won 96 games when you think about it.

Well, for the third time in my life, I can’t wait to never see David Robertson throw another pitch for the Phillies.

Man. They got me with that finish.

Come for the homer stay for the lady almost getting knocked out at :18!

a man wearing a cowboy hat and a poncho is holding a chain around his mouth . Alt: Clint Eastwood, as The Man With No Name, blowing bubbles. I don't remember this scene in Fistful of Dollars.

If he is dying, I hope it hurts, and I hope he's scared.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

RIP to the varsity jacket after the last closet cleanout. Apparently the sleeves begin to … liquify?… after 25 years or so.

Can’t wait for my head to explode when Rob Thomson uses Duran in the 7th to get through “a tough pocket” in the other team’s lineup.

Please, help financially support this man’s 37 and 34 year old children. Or maybe Horace Hogan.

Well, for the third time in my life, I can’t wait to never see David Robertson throw another pitch for the Phillies.

a cartoon of a red truck in the snow with the words that name again is mr. flow ALT: a cartoon of a red truck in the snow with the words that name again is mr. flow

Please support my new start up trash collection business, Mr. Trash!

These quotes drive me insane. “I hope they’re everyday guys.” ..But I’m not going to give them the opportunity to prove it.

-All Patriots titles tainted by proven cheating

Thought the Spaceballs news was fake because I was sure Bill Pullman died years ago. Apparently that was Bill Paxton. So, super excited for the sequel! Sorry Bill Paxton.

Must just be the empty headed dumb hitters then.