lime? maybe?

In the voice of Robin Williams’ Genie: you ain’t never had a femme like me

21.11.2024 13:20 — 👍 960    🔁 51    💬 23    📌 2

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

17.11.2024 17:41 — 👍 24088    🔁 4716    💬 570    📌 164

something i did earlier this year for fun #nicktoonsunite

12.11.2024 21:31 — 👍 1418    🔁 427    💬 27    📌 4

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SARAH MCBRIDE OF DELAWARE BECOMES THE FIRST TRANSGENDER MEMBER OF CONGRESS CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FROM THE STRESSED OUT CHAT

06.11.2024 02:24 — 👍 12528    🔁 3088    💬 339    📌 172

Robert J. O’Neill tweeting to some tiktok teenager: “No Jake. I’m telling you exactly what Betas like you will be used for: sex and food. Mostly food.”

THEY’RE EATING THE TWINKS

04.11.2024 20:58 — 👍 1092    🔁 162    💬 56    📌 64

So are we actually using this site now? Lemme know

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Subversive New Shonen Protagonist Hates His Fucking Friends In a genre-defying power move, new shonen protagonist Yusuke D. Wakamura hates his friend group and doesn’t even care if they live or die.

Subversive New Shonen Protagonist Hates His Fucking Friends

11.10.2023 09:22 — 👍 193    🔁 33    💬 3    📌 1

If you are neutral milk hotel in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor milk hotel.

27.10.2023 15:03 — 👍 577    🔁 112    💬 17    📌 6

you know what they say, misery loves cum…

18.09.2023 15:21 — 👍 54    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

great news; i just invented a new genre! it’s called erotic jazz *walks over to tape player & takes a deep breath* okay… here we go. you got this, nat. *presses play on a cassette labeled “THE CREEPER’S ARE HERE - a minecraft parody of ‘the power of love’ by huey lewis & the news DONT SHOW SOBER”*

15.09.2023 05:30 — 👍 57    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

There are a lot of furries on here. That's how you know it's thriving! :D

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