Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

I know she hasn't made an album in 22 years and has also been dead for 19 but god damn, Alice Coltrane is out here doing things with a harp you cant even concieve of until you hear them

what if you and seven friends were trapped in a time loop but you were all afraid of sounding insane so you kept quiet and this went on for months until one day you finally told your friend and you all suddenly realize you've been suffering in an endless cycle right next to each other the whole time

would that be fucked up or what

Thinking about fantasy drawings so I’m reposting my favorite one from last year - “Princess” (ballpoint pen)

Unforeseen the wheelchair part is ONLY part of the framing narrative for The Menagerie though, not the actual pilot

Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to hand someone some documents in a shady alley or the back of a loading dock and then wind up dead from mysterious circumstances the next morning

Arctic albino cat lobster~
Very rare~°

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I mostly want to learn to read though speaking would be cool too, and mostly classical since it forsakes phonetic spelling almost entirely and is pretty much 1 character = 1 concept, allowing them to do things with poetry and literature we can barely dream of, its so cool!

Every couple months I think to myself "I should learn classical chinese" like some kind of delusional idiot who almost flunked Spanish and is already not keeping up with her Japanese lessons!!!

Making a videogame (derogatory)

Literally the only reason ive mostly stopped drinking. That said, Pepcid complete + Dramamine right before bed works really really well

See this is how I know you aren't a real gambler 😒

Not enjoying the straight pride parade?

Going back and liking all your domestic violence jokes for inscrutable ends and reasons 🫡
#trusttheplan

Jim Henson’s proposed idea for The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made

people make understandable assumptions that the endless fundraising is for fattening individual electeds' wallets but much of it is more to keep funding a million different think tanks and consultants and strategists so everybody's loser relatives and college buddies always have a six figure job

Oooo very nice, do love smoked meat ( ￣▽￣)

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And thats exactly why you should've gambled your real account~

But where would every TV show where there are two guys who are pretty similar but one is evil get their episode title for "the one where they find out they are more similar than they realized but with one key tragic difference" from?

Ye was down in Cap Hill for a movie and nice wandering around seeing the people afterwards ^_^

Woot! 🌺🥳🌺

The opal from uncut gems

Your trophy, Queen...

I mean, depends on how your spread turned out....

it's not new or surprising to anyone with a functioning brain, but the dissonance of watching the entire internet get dismantled in the name of "children's safety" while every day everyone is hearing about how no one in the rich elite pedophile cabal suffers any consequences is a bit maddening