Pup Fluster / E J 🦊

Slut Rock, by E J Foxie 6 track album

HEY ITS MUSIC ITS ME GO LISTEN 💜

ejfoxie.bandcamp.com/album/slut-r...

I was talking to someone yesterday and they said "It's almost 2026" and I have a lot of feelings about that

A picture of "Queer Werewolves Destroy Capitalism", a collection of smutty stories by MJ Lyons

Read more gay smut 💜

A Chicago backyard, covered in at least 9 inches of snow

This is the most snow I've seen in three decades

a picture of my boyfriend painting in a picture of people being painted in a picture.

This is a picture of my boyfriend painting in a picture of people being painted in a picture

#what

Seems fine 🥶

#snow #Chicago

Three cats on my lap with a switch controller

There were signs that winter had arrived

#caturday

When did the neurotypicals decide getting together in large groups is fun? Was there a meeting?

I have been feeling very asexual the last.. month? Two months?

I'm usually hypersexual. Anyone else experience this?

a man in a suit is singing into a microphone while dancing . ALT: a man in a suit is singing into a microphone while dancing .

Nog'onna give you up

Why cum bradford pear flavored 😔💔

*sigh*
I should call him...

A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”

Happy Thanksgiving

It doesn't disappoint! Enjoy 💜

You legend, you king, do that burnout in your shitbox Jetta, right in the Trader Jose parking lot. 💦

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If your tongue had eyes...
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#furry #muzzle #murrsuit

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Second this 💜

a man stands in front of a sign that says gay cha Alt: Brennan Lee Mulligan from a game changer episode with a caption that reads "it is hard to hold the much anger in my body"

Coworker: ChatGPT said it must be "x".

Me: If you look at the code, it's not "x".

Coworker: Okay, but I ran this through two LLM's and it said "x".

*2 hours of collectively as a team looking at the code later and it not being related to "x" at all*

brave soul

Thanks for everything, DOGE. 🤡

@birdyword.bsky.social

Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH

Pretty tired of humanity.

Anyone got a plushie or pokemon TF potion I can borrow? 🥺

A 7 panel page comic showing a man having transformed into a lucario and then being caught in a master ball. Panel 1. a lucario stands in front of a pair of tubes that represent Bill's transformation machine. The lucario says: Check it out! My pokemon transformation machine worked! I'm a freaking lucario now! Panel 2. a master ball is thrown from off screen turning the lucario into bright red energy. The lucario says: fuck. Panel 3. the lucario is floating in a negative space looking angry, they say: You can't just throw a pokeball at me and assume i'm going to obey you! Panel 4. another master ball has appeared next to the lucarios head. The lucario says: Wait... is that a second ball? Panel 5. the master ball shoots a laser at the lucarios brain, catching his mind in it. the lucario says: fuck. Panel 6. the lucario is being summoned from out of it's pokeball by a trainer, the lucario has glowing red eyes and looks a bit like a zombie. The trainer explains: A master ball works by capturing the consciousness of the pokemon to ensure entire obedience. Panel 7. The trainer points at the ground and tells the lucario to sit, the lucario sits with a big smile. the lucario says: Lucario noise.

Good news! Your Pokemon transformation machine worked!
Bad news! As a Pokemon you are completely susceptible to the power of a Pokeball on your psyche.
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Make sure you take time for yourself! That's never easy 💜

Mr. Faef, a cat, sleeping between my legs on a blanket.

I guess I'm not moving anytime soon

“I’m not renaming my pussy!”

- Random lady at Target

A I age showing a typical collection bucket for the salvation army which is read with a lid holding mechanism on a tripod holder. There is a big stop/do not symbol over the hand depositing money with the words "we don't donate to the Bigot bucket" over the bottom bucket section

I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season

Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.