Lauren

People throwing out bsky invite codes like lifelines after the titanic

Entire tl huddled here like disaster relief victims

omg I thought you guys were dead

Hmm you’re saying the next most exciting thing after us is checking your email

Understandable

Ok well we’ve all decided that for every day you’re in twitter jail we will be shoplifting one item from the CVS in SF

Make a new account?

Did you appeal?

I went to the cold plunge place and met this

Are you or are you not hiding a fascist in your group chat

I don’t want discourse i want something real

So true

Is she trying to longhouse you or does she see your potential if you would only stop acting like a wild animal

Sir he’s solved it

I’m in

I like to put on certain music and stalk around my house like a villain

Is this all one big group chat

What can it mean

There’s a humbling self awareness in recognizing when your own vibes are off and not contributing to the tl

You guys are doing great btw 🫡

Once I have the bandwidth to pay attention to twitter and Bluesky it…. won’t be over for anyone, I’ll just be a contributing member of society

Fuck yes!!!!

Midnight, midnight, midnight, midnight

I’ve been letting you all down I’m so sorry

Oh, I see where you’ve disappeared to!

Kind of surprising to realize many people are actually very warm and open when the vibes don’t force you into being closed off

No no all idiot monkeys on the left

He has a telephone
What’s the problem

he may be on the left side but he looks happy

Do you want to join my group
Idiot Agnostic Monkeys