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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Blind and low vision fans to experience Super Bowl 60 in new way Some blind and low vision fans will get to use haptic tablets at Super Bowl 60. It allows them to feel the ball as it moves around the field.

Some blind and low vision fans will get to use haptic tablets at Super Bowl 60. It allows them to feel the ball as it moves around the field.

loot that drops after defeating me:
*3 unfinished knitting projects
*steam library of questionable games
*loose pasta
*binder of pokemon cards
*an assortment of earrings

back on my rivals bullshit (marvel, not heated), still feels incredible to get mvp on strategist 💅

"a jukebox hero!"
"no."
"with stars in his eyes!"
"those are glasses." #drawfee

This meeting could’ve been a karate match

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

anyway, my family is extremely Normal and not in a shambles over the phases of the moon at all

as you approach the house, you hear shouting from inside. alarmed, you get closer and hear:

"A WAXING MOON MEANS IT GETS BIGGER, WANING MEANS IT GETS SMALLER."
"WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING MOON."
"BECAUSE YOU WERE WRONG."

the swiftness with which i purchased tickets for bella and me cannot be understated

YouTube video by BeneG. Encounters in Space | FFXIV Animated

pls enjoy this machinima for a display of The Pain www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DGx...

lol they're the npc that you spend currency on to gamble for big prizes, but of course less valuable items have higher drop rates. we just got a new planet for crafters/gatherers, so the new prizes are...in high demand 😵‍💫

video game screenshot of a small humanoid rabbit with pink ears wearing a white turban and a blue robe with a brown belt. over its head reads "Orbitingway" and "Cosmic Fortunes"

this little fucker is public enemy number one in ffxiv today

getting a little verklempt over the today show celebrating al roker's 30 years, not gonna lie

Vicarious trauma and OSINT: a practical guide

Heed the tips in here so you can keep going.

ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city.

If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.

me earlier: i bookmarked this fic as "only re-read if you need to cry" but surely it can't be that affecting a second time

me now: ...ah

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i made sausage, gravy, & biscuits for dinner tonight 🤤 so gratifying to see the fam go back for seconds, too

Emergency vehicles where the tank used to be

Gooey death: Pause a moment at 12:40 p.m
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#Boston #molasses

I don't like it when people say HR to mean Heated Rivalry. Sorry babes, that is human resources and it is not sexy. perhaps it can be HeatRiv. No that's bad too. maybe we can just call Heated Rivalry "hockey" and then real hockey can be "real hockey." I hope this helps

for sure the 0.5 😘

it got nicer in the last...5? 6? years

the passaic 💚

have they considered making a dentistry that isn't terrifying

today in low-stakes arguments:

julia: cutting holes, cutting holes, cutting holes, what are you, a woodpecker?
andrew: babe -
julia: woody the woodpecker.