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i asked AI to put a santa hat on my cat, and it gave him his missing eye back. so i had to give him and eye patch for authenticity.

adding the original and AI's unholy modification. . . .

18.12.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a red coca cola button with a bottle in the middle ALT: a red coca cola button with a bottle in the middle

all that needs is a

12.12.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hello!

08.12.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ohhh so close.
its the FIFA Pee's Prize.
awarded to the most famous person to be urinated on by a russian oligarch in a sex dungeon.

05.12.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Holy fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning!!!!!

22.11.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 901    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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it's the one thing he is correct about . . .

maga are - stupid.

18.11.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how can she investigate the list that "doesn't exist"?

17.11.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

13.11.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3383    ๐Ÿ” 862    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

trump loves shpedophiles?

11.11.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคช

08.11.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i am not even sure what it is...

but it decided to bloom about 2 weeks ago and appears to intend to outlive the solar system!

02.11.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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here she is staring at a hawk and having an existential crisis pondering -

"am i the hunter? or the hunted?"

jokes aside, after i saw what she was staring at i took her back inside and went back for the pick!!!

01.11.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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yeah she does.
those serious things were:
which temptations do i want?

turkey or shrimp.

SPOILER ALERT!
she picked both.

lol

01.11.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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looks kinda like my Petunia!

31.10.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Repelling a racist vampire, crucifix in front of balding vampire hissing, garlic bracelet, white house in background

Repelling a racist vampire, crucifix in front of balding vampire hissing, garlic bracelet, white house in background

25.10.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1384    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

he looks like a very hungry hobbit -

"I don't think she knows about second breakfast Pip"

11.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

06.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42186    ๐Ÿ” 10008    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1863    ๐Ÿ“Œ 850
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someone with nothing to lose and some time to waste could make a pretty penny off the lawsuit they will win for testing this executive order . . . .

05.10.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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America first right?

01.08.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3953    ๐Ÿ” 1292    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 161    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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ffs. 10 million!??

he needs to fly commercial.

or better yet, use his own plane!

26.07.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ummm.... okay.

i <3 you too?

25.07.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.07.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good.

25.07.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it's . . . .

thursday.

#notyetcaturday #lol #stilLOVEthepic!

24.07.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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found in a river, A.I.

lol

sorrry, i had to.

#scaly #duhwhereelsewoulditbe #photography-ish #not-europe

19.07.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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