Grumpy Warbucks

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Today I learned Justin Timberlake had a tiny desk…

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Probably the second most angry I’ve seen my Mom.

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“The only Audi here is driven by my au pair…” broke me all the way down at a stoplight (as I sat in my Q8 😭)

Kann - Haitian cuisine meets Pacific Northwest bounty.

10/10. No notes. 🤌🏽

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The 👦🏽 got straight A’s on his report card today.

And as we say “A’s get you paid” so I think $50 added to his PlayStation account is fair.

I think I want to have a Friendsgiving/Game Night since I’ll be sticking around Portland for Thanksgiving.

I actually don’t want to host so need to convince one of my friends to host and I’ll bring the games and booze. 😂

That part!!!

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Quick trip to NYC last weekend…

I have to. Dating in Portland is a dead end.

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You in your bag now!

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Walking down 86 St. in Manhattan on my way to dinner and run into a friend/former colleague on the street. We hadn’t seen each other in person since the day we left our offices (never to return) in March 2020.

Stomach doing backflips the whole time.

Diabolical.

😂 duly noted

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The logic is sound.

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