@mrjohnmrjohn.bsky.social
Aspiring Reginald Perrin. Woke AF
Any day now...
"The founding fathers, what a bunch of losers, totally corrupt. Many people are saying they screwed up the constitution and it's ruining America with all the illegals. And the amendments are a joke, completely unfair. We had to rewrite the whole thing."
Unfair how?
02.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hope he doesn't have an accident
02.11.2025 00:42 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The story is that the USA has baked in multiple batshit-insane systems & premises, that are hyper normalised and internalised, and nobody ever does anything about it.
02.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's an old fashioned word
02.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The time to rise has been engaged
01.11.2025 08:12 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The shit king's throne.
31.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a New Zealander asked me one time when he saw my doggie - Uz thit a wuppet?
31.10.2025 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a fucking baby!
30.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oppressive regimes consider this thinning the herd.
30.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I take it you are not from Grenada
30.10.2025 01:05 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0You have receipts?
28.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lack of repercussions for a Jan 6 was a green light.
27.10.2025 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...for a sobering lesson in the USA's fragility
27.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He only aced it because it's an open book test.
26.10.2025 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Conversely, we didn't do anything to deserve Morrison
24.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sussan who?
21.10.2025 00:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should microdose
20.10.2025 08:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear @bsky.app can you rename your platform to Antifa?
You know, just for giggles.
Are the lizard people actually lizards in disguise, or does it just mean cold blooded and entirely indifferent to everyone else?
18.10.2025 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Organised religion is crack for the soul.
18.10.2025 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know what the big fuss about drugs is all about. I just did a line of marijuana and I don't feel anything.
18.10.2025 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel the need, the need for speed
18.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why would God choose cunts?
17.10.2025 08:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pussies
17.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not intended as a joke
16.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A common problem in The Burren
16.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no, I hope they never find the Antifa HQ under the pizza shop.
16.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Bit of a reach, but I'll allow it
15.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0During your respawn you will experience a brief and disorienting 'resonance tuning' temporal lag as your coordinates align.
This sensation, referred to as Deja vu, will pass quickly with minimal smear traces.
Please enjoy your remaining respawns responsibly.
