Mobius Stripper

No Kings includes Draft Kings

A lot of people in the comments don't know their internet history. What are they even teaching in schools these days?

I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

It's saying you're special and unique! There's no 1 like you. ❤️

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

Hey now! You're an all-star if you do this.

Maybe he's just trying to bring over some right wingers, by appealing to the worst of the worst?

They fired everybody who BELIEVES that Puerto Ricans are American

More like the Law & ODOR president, am i rite?

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Depressed

Oh man and think of the marketing opportunities they'd have now, about not needing to inject their sausages with hyaluronic acid

*scribbles notes* do NOT take RPG directly to torso

Wow surprised no one has mentioned that he showers with socks on

🎶 I don't practice Santeria
I don't know what it is
I'd say that it's like voodoo
But that - that seems racist 🎶

Friend, let me first get through this Whiskey Friday with Tony Doukopil, then we'll talk weekend

The good studio was recalled due to fire hazard

Job of a lawyer is to spend 15 minutes filing a document with the court, then billing you for a full hour.

VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.

Of all the stupid, evil things going on, I think the nominee for the Fed being named Warsh is what's going to break me. Warsh! Fake ass name...

CPSC SUPPORTS SURVIVAL OF THE WEAKEST

TGI Whiskey Friday with Tony Doukopil

They are truly determined to make everyone hate them.

Kicking a puppy is such an over-the-top way to show that someone is evil that they don't even use it in writing anymore. They are running out of evil shit to do.

Every so often I make the Frank Stallone joke and no one ever enjoys it, but that's show biz, baby

That man? You guessed it: Frank Stallone

We need to round up the rest of the members of Thirty Seconds to Auschwitz

(I bet Jared Leto is involved)

a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

Death Camp For Cutie over here

He said, "Will you defeat them?
Fake demons, and all the huddled masses,
The lives that they have made?
Because one day, I'll leave you some Oakley's
To shade you in the summer
To join the whites parade"