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I just spent an hour trying to get someone to electronically sign a document. I sent it 4 different times and two different platforms because one ended up “just kept canceling.”

She was then surprised and thought it was crazy that no one works after 5 in either office. @jrtoastyman.com

Always has a coffee stain or a finger in the frame over the signature.

The bad place has sucked me back in. Here are some cruise snapshots.

Haha Instagram stories work best vertical.. unfortunately.

5 years? Are you sick of us yet?

We celebrated with tiki drinks and damn good food.

Kick ass, dude. We’re all thinking about ya.

My chicken is too chicken-y. I’m just going to eat ice cream for dinner.

Oh so it’s not just me.

Beach walks make me happy. So do 🔥 breakfast burritos.

Gwazi was chasing something around the kitchen and it rolled into the living room, to my surprise it was a cherry. She dug a cherry out of the bag and was playing with it… I’m actually impressed.

This Starbucks is weird.

Haha right?

She is a loaf pro.

Happy 70th Disneyland. Stay magical.

Give me my snack.

My client needed to use our office phone, so we let her. Now she’s just laying under a desk in said office and I’m not really sure what to do here.

The thing with rage applying for jobs is watching the rejection emails pour in.

I saw this one for the first time yesterday. Super cute.

Why can’t the chocolate pretzels I bought give me the ick instead of the sushi I bought and threw away?

We did the Testing. Test Track 3.0 is a nice redo. Same ride that I’ve missed at Epcot.

It’s hot. We out.

Oh I know. I’m still annoyed. 😂

I don’t want to stand in line for 4 hours but I also don’t want to fight for a virtual queue. I need a third option.

how fun!

My level of annoyance is at a all
Time high. Thank fuck it’s Friday.

Before work morning walk.
Goal was 5:30 am.
Made 6:00 am happen this morning.
I’m taking it as a win.
Complete with the best selfie ever.

Don't people know these things record everything? I'm sorry....

Order ahead Publix buffalo chicken sub as a salad was clutch today.

My mom is about 30 minutes from being in Florida, for good.

Forgive me while I have a nervous breakdown.

It has been 18 years since we loved less that 1200 miles apart.

I’m not well.

I made enchiladas with left over rotisserie chicken and made sauce with my immersion blender (that I’ve used exactly one other time) and they are 💣!

Goodbye Liberty Belle and the Rivers of America. You gave an otherwise chaotic park some beautiful life.