Off Instagram so I guess I’ll post this pic of my cat here:

Nah it was all about misinformation and eggs.

It’s none of your business how much cheese I eat behind my husband’s back.

Thought of this while cutting a poppy bagel today.

A group of billionaires, including Jeff Bezos, are kneeling and offering money to a huge statue of Donald Trump.

At a time when so many powerful people are bending the knee to Donald Trump, it’s incredibly important that we lift up acts of resistance.

Yesterday, the celebrated editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit the Washington Post when they killed the cartoon below. This is what courage looks like.

Hi! I am raising money for a wonderful org called La Casa del Mestizo that has saved over 28,000 Mexican street dogs. They are currently caring for 80 and need money for vet bills. Venmo me @Alison-Waller-5

At Christmas, my mother in law was talking about a sick friend and my father in law suggested she ask her doctor about some medicine he saw a commercial for. I did not ever consider that people actually see those ads and do that.

How we feeling about bird flu during another Trump administration?

Hi! I am raising money for a wonderful org called La Casa del Mestizo that has saved over 28,000 Mexican street dogs. They are currently caring for 80 and need money for vet bills. Venmo me @Alison-Waller-5

How about don’t brag that you got us in an hour early until you know we won’t be spending that hour waiting for a gate?

Did you change your #? I texted you last week and a random man called me back being like “who the fuck are you?”

Me: “Where should I eat breakfast tomorrow?”

Hotel Concierge: “Do you like bread?”

Me: “Look at my body.”

In Oaxaca scrolling right now!!

Longtime fan! Ok!

This is going to be a fantastic listen:

Guy on a date at the table next to me just shifted the conversation from “I’ve spent too much of my life basing my happiness on success” to “Bitcoin is doing well!”

How’s the kitten biting? I vote you get a 2nd kitten. 🔥

A poem by Langston Hughes titled "Tired". It reads as the following: "I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two -- And see what worms are eating At the rind."

I've been thinking about this poem by Langston Hughes recently and although it was published in 1931, it remains relevant as ever.

#books #reading #booksky #poetry

I have recently learned that a big part of the reason that shelters are full is because fixing pets is so expensive plus a lot of vets quit post pandemic. 💔

Today’s joy:

One highlight from today:

One life experience we don’t talk about enough is when you go to the bathroom at a restaurant and an employee walks out who has just taken a shit.

In Mexico, so I’m “Vacation Ali” who doesn’t stress about small things. But the airbnb lady said there are people coming into my rental Monday to water the plants. I just took a look at the plants… and they are all fake.