Zero @zerogorgon - Bluesky Profile

🌟Watching Magdalene and Adamantia spar is a breathtaking exercise in watching an imovable object contradict an unstoppable force.

I'm Surprised my twin sister Adamantia doesn't use "pin her opponent down and growl in her ear" against her. That one is usually a hit 😊

25.03.2025 19:49 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Perfect! Nothing bad will come of this! :)

25.03.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh! I'm a follower of Hephaestus! Ze said I was "totes allowed" access to the confidential systems!

25.03.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🌟 Aegis 0, 1 and 2 are experimental machines with many confidential sytems designed in collaboration with followers of haephestus.

I couldn't in good faith to those who put their trust in me to allow you access (alone 😊)

25.03.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@aegisofathena.bsky.social Do you need an assistant to help you work on your eidolon? I promise I won't use my access to harm Lord Athena.

25.03.2025 19:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That worked perfectly, thank you so much!!

Aphrodite will be spending the rest of the day in the trap. Now I can finally infiltrate her systems to help the resistance (and I can also order the latest pay-per-view wrestling events).

17.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would never fall for a trap, unless maybe it's baited with a hot girl, but the girl would have to be like *really* hot

17.03.2025 18:25 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I will of course absolutely assist with the trapping of the rest of the Twelve because that is hilarious

17.03.2025 18:22 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

You think you could trap me? The Lord of the Hunt? That's... like... my thing! You would need a very special sis- I mean, bait. And of course I'd never divulge that secret to a mere mortal!

17.03.2025 18:22 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I am selling Leprechaun Traps ⁽ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᶦˢᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ⁾.

If anyone is interested, I have exactly 12! One to trap each Lord! What could you do with a full day of the Lords otherwise occupied? What good could you do for Elysium?

17.03.2025 16:39 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

General Ashavi Kaur knocking on the door? Seems very sloppy, must just be the mail delivery!

01.03.2025 15:56 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Instead of a pilot, how about I take over your Cybersecurity department? I have no ulterior motives!! (I have ulterior motives.)

01.03.2025 05:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I say yes will that give me access to your computer systems? How open are the ports on your network? Do you have any active firewalls? What kind of encryption are you using for sensitive data? How are your cloud services secured?

01.03.2025 02:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's the application process like? I'm currently looking for a job.

01.03.2025 01:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just got the gifts, thank you so much! I was about to open them, but someone is knocking (so loudly) on the door now, I better go see who it is! 😁

28.02.2025 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Zero it's been a year, stop haunting me, you're not the ghost of Christmas past, that's Neha

28.02.2025 17:23 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sure there will be no lack of excitement, no

28.02.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What are the best tips for making a chalet intruder proof?

28.02.2025 16:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well now I feel bad...

28.02.2025 16:44 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I am so excited to start this next happy part of my life!

28.02.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh please don't feel bad, there is plenty of time to send us gifts! We have planned a long lovely vacation at the chalet.

Sapphire brought her paints and finally has time to do the art that she's always wanted. And Crow has been wanting children for awhile, so we are going to look into adopting.

28.02.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, did you forget to buy them a gift? Don’t worry, you can ship the presents to the chalet we’re staying at. It’s super secluded, I don’t think anyone could ever find us here! 🎁

28.02.2025 15:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m about to celebrate Christmas with my partners Sapphire and Crow! What a great life I have! Surely nothing will go wrong when everything is so perfect!! 🎄

28.02.2025 04:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1