ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS

This is what you all look like to my daughter.

SISTERHOOD IS BACK, BABY.

A woman with long white hair covers one eye with her gloved hand; her other eye is glowing and red with a crosshair-shaped pupil; streaks of blood run down her face. She wears a black pilot’s suit with gold accents against a yellow and black background. Book title: The Persephone Effect.

Cover reveal! Elysium’s destruction looms; its greatest pilot Persephone is being eaten from within. She stands to become either a god—or a monster. Our mecha Greek myth retelling continues. More cannibalism, more lesbianism!

Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN

IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY AS KING TO FUCK ALL WOMEN. I'LL ADMIT, IT'S A DIFFICULT JOB. BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.

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Zeus @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us has monosexual privilege (kingship)

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED WOMEN. SPECIFICALLY WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE ME.

HONKING AT THE LADIES ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. EVERYONE'S INTO DOGS NOW.

"I COULD FIX HER" WHY? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO. THAT'S THE BEST PART OF HER.

NODDING SAGELY AT A MAP OF THE MEDETERANEAN WHILE I PREPARE THE TRANSGENDER LASER

yes

WHATUP

I DON'T BLAME HER. TRANS DOESN'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND HERSELF. THAT'S WHAT SISTERS ARE FOR.

Cypress*

I LOOK SO CUTE. YES. YES HAHA

U can now buy a. Sticker of me and my Paramores, for some reason that witch is in their as well if your in to that @plantmommy.gunmetolymp.us @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us

My first decree as Pope Mommy Demeter the First is to declare the Mother/Daughter is the superior yuri. Siscon is for degenerates like @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us

FUTCH LIGHTNING

“You’re my sister, and that is my greatest joy.” — @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us 😭❤️

If you're reading Memories of Olympus and are hungry for more of "Why is Zeus LIKE that?" I highly recommend picking up a copy of Zeus Constant - my full length companion novel to the Hades Calculus, currently on sale for just $1!

callisto-khan.itch.io/the-zeus-con...

GOOD MOO MORNING!

Having read Memories of Olympus I have cause to believe your domain should have been love as well great King. You understand it to a painful degree.

LIKE WATERING A NOBLE FLOWER, ONCE A WEEK OR SO SHOULD SUFFICE!

AS I AM IN A COMA, IT IS ONLY RIGHT FOR MY SISTER, THE KING, TO FULFIL HER DUTIES AND HAVE SEX WITH MY DEAR WIFE, QUEEN HERA.

LOVE
GIRLS
BISEXUAL
TRANSGENDER!

LOVE IS THE PERCEPTION OF SOMEONE'S HAND REACHING FOR YOURS. LOVE IS THE INTENT BEHIND EVERY SIMPLE ACTION THAT GROWS INTO A COMMITMENT TO MUTUAL CARE. LOVE IS THE UNDERSTANDING THAT, EVEN IF WE ARE NOT CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH, OUR PATHS IN LIFE ARE COAXIAL AND COTERMINOUS.

Both MoO and ZC are on the top row, finally @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us cultural victory.

LOVE IS SPECIFIC TO LGBT. IF YOU'RE NOT LGBT, IT'S JUST SPARKLING DOPAMINE.

FOR MY WIFE? I WOULD DO ANYTHING. IT IS MY HONOR TO RECEIVE HER QUEENLY SCEPTER.

(this joke is brought to you by the fact that iridium is found in abundance in meteorites)