Chumblin' Chumbleweeds

can I come over and creep you out?

welp, I'm gonna have to fucking claw my way out.

ever check the profile of Somebody From Your Past™ and end up wanting to drink until you vomit, black out, and wake up with alcohol poisoning?

surely that's a measured, healthy, rational response that everyone has once in a while... right...?

Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials Joseph Cox Joseph Cox · Oct 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials, including nearly 700 from DHS.

oh no

it's that time of year again where my thoughts bypass the immediate festive season and charge straight towards the next one. haven't even carved a pumpkin yet, and I'm already thinking about lavish feasts and slaying dragons.

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

love to be uncovering a long hidden child's drawing or fresco portraying a mysterious atrocity in a decrepit and abandoned manor by candlelight while furtive sounds of movement get closer and closer to my position

A lot of """"creatives"""" have seemingly accepted generative AI as part of art and filmmaking and I'm hear to say you're all big stinky phonies and I hate you

why does it feel like literally every issue is imploding at once,

yet somehow absolutely nothing is changing and everything is continuing as "normal"?

I feel like we went through some kind of reality shift within the last few years.

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"

1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer

Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

another Sunday, another shitshow 🫠

not to sound insane, but what if not everything is a "distraction", and shit just sucks right now??? what if there's just a lot of bad stuff going on at once?????

JESUS, that's TWICE the cost! highway robbery.

been listening to nothing but yacht rock, smooth jazz, and soft rock all day, and honestly I'm really freaked out that I'm not tired of it yet.

King Jizzard eats a Gizzard Blizzard

dumber'n a tub a' Country Crock.

I I I ME ME ME ME MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.

a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched . ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .

"no..."
"why not?"
"I don't have any energy."
"but it's a great day for it!"

❌ "How are you doing?"
❌ "How's your day been?"
❌ "Anything new going on?"
❌ "What's on your mind?"

✅ "Get anything done today?"

really says a lot about retail (and probably a lot of other jobs) that 90% of the "jokes" I hear at work on a daily basis are just coworkers wishing for physical harm and/or death to befall them as an escape from work. I'm sure that's an indicator of a healthy, fulfilling, and sustainable system.

forgot to bring my headphones to work today, taking psychic damage on my break because of it.

C.R.E.A.M.
(Capitalism Ruins Everything Around Me)

gotta love dreams about having your car broken into and vandalized. incredibly comforting way to wake up.

@ people who have a healthy, caring, supportive relationship with your family:

what's that like?

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