Tonight is going to be quite fun. The one night I do enjoy watching everyone roam about as themselves than having the need to hide within the shadows.
My Revenants will all be on duty, so do come by. For only one night my hospitality, without a need for a gift, is extended to all.
Be safe. ๐
31.10.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
At least they held to their convictions. It is the one thing I admire about such foolish attempts.
29.10.2025 19:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A shame there are so few who remember my wife. Quite the surprise when it is not the Tzimisce that is the strangest in the couple.
29.10.2025 05:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Something I am now aware of and will use to harass @housetremere.bsky.social with. Or, at least, the local Elders when I see them next.
@punkisundead.bsky.social Is "cringe" also "psychic damage" if someone as old as me uses it?
27.10.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Cat
Cat's paw
important
25.10.2025 11:32 โ ๐ 173 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0
What's it like inside your head?
24.10.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
I've yet to hear any of the flora sing in the garden... At least not in a language I can understand. I'll have to ask if they sing back when Isadora sings to them.
24.10.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โบ FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN
#meme #memes #candy #death #Halloween #fun #cartoon #comic
23.10.2025 18:02 โ ๐ 85 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
@amaramama.bsky.social
Show to these to my grandchilde, won't you? I believe they'd enjoy wearing them.
23.10.2025 19:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
ask and ye shall receive
22.10.2025 04:05 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1
message "what do you have against the tremere" with a reply "i'm glad you asked" and almost 2-hour long voice note attached
we're raising a new generation of vtm players. let's raise them right
23.10.2025 10:20 โ ๐ 167 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 4
@punkisundead.bsky.social
Amusing, isn't it? More time consuming than the old option, yet there is something far more personal about ruining the clothes. I may pass this along to my revenants just to spread the word.
21.10.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
20.10.2025 20:37 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Nicolas Cage as Vampire: The Masquerade clans.
So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clansโฆ
16.10.2025 00:10 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
@punkisundead.bsky.social
Take it as a good thing or a bad thing that I am reminded of you.
16.10.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
[ AI is not good vibes man. Especially with that creepy human face in the dolphin staring directly at us. That'd give a Tzimisce the creeps. ]
13.10.2025 19:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
"My hospitality has limits."
12.10.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
[Welcome to the pocket thieving scrounges of the English language. Where it is primarily up to how we've grown so used to something being one way that anything else sounds wrong even when linguistically it is correct.]
11.10.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
They are friendly enough. A few have been helpful in keeping the carnivorous plants fed in the Garden.
If you can find your way into Nevada, you can come meet them. Just remember to bring a gift for your stay. Not for them. For me.
11.10.2025 06:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This one is rather popular among the older Nos. It is a typical part of their movie rotation. It had, also, led to a few more ghouled spiders.
No, I don't know how they managed it.
10.10.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Reminds me of new charge of mine. Had him learn his fleshcrafting on his former "family" that had hunted him down and his sire.
Very proud of the boy.
Violence is certainly quite the answer and the question at times.
07.10.2025 08:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
@punkisundead.bsky.social
06.10.2025 08:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I can think of a few who quite fit this. None of them are Malks.
06.10.2025 08:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Vlad ศepeศ. . .
Return my phone.
Isadora knows where you sleep.
06.10.2025 00:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
[ Bwuahaha! That poor Malk. And you didn't give them the "are you sure about that" look? ]
05.10.2025 20:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Seraphina has been teaching me on her tablet how to use these emojis and gifs. The purpose of them and to tell a story perhaps.
Unfortunately these ones were not my doing this time. They are... What was that saying... too on the nose?
Let me see if I can try what he did. If this makes sense.
๐งโ๐ฐ
05.10.2025 07:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I have been made aware that someone has been posting to my account these last few days. They've at least not done anything too reprehensible.
I am debating whether to call them out here as they will see this and let all know, pay them a visit in person, or do both.
Opinions are welcome.
05.10.2025 05:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I feel like "I need more friends who are into vampire the masquerade" is just a condition that 1 in 10 TTRPG players fall into. Like we're some sort of endemic species of roleplayer.
01.10.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 49 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 4
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