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@robo-goblin.bsky.social

i may briefly appear in your peripheral vision when you're walking alone in the forest

81 Followers  |  145 Following  |  177 Posts  |  Joined: 27.11.2024  |  1.7986

Latest posts by robo-goblin.bsky.social on Bluesky

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i can't do this anymore

17.05.2025 08:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

so you're telling me... you bought a book.... during a book event...

16.05.2025 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

after months since going missing, the authorities have unfortunately discovered my body alive and relatively well

16.05.2025 12:52 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Šmudlálosti, kořenáře

27.04.2025 19:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can't wait to continue not paying my koncesionářské poplatky for this dvtv ahh shite 👍

27.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i'm like if kwisatz haderach was very paranoid

23.04.2025 21:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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bro looks like a gay vampire from 19th century england

23.04.2025 13:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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praha-braník

22.04.2025 11:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you vote for me in the pope election i will name myself Peter

22.04.2025 10:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry for not posting much, my opps put me down like rabid dog behind a barn and it took some time to grow back my face... what's new??

22.04.2025 10:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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křupohlav would be a bautiful name for a baby girl

11.03.2025 06:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh, i-... i uhhh... yeah sure man i'm uh. glad you're making a name for yourself out there!! keep it up, uh.. proud of you

10.03.2025 19:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i love a good strokeposting

10.03.2025 19:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

¥ØU$UK€ ¥UK1MAT$U boiler room tokyo dj set.. save me...

¥ØU$UK€ ¥UK1MAT$U boiler room tokyo dj set....

save me ¥ØU$UK€ ¥UK1MAT$U boiler room tokyo dj set....

10.03.2025 19:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kitten can you pay the rent i'm giving up

10.03.2025 18:04 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

white people be like: "no potěš prdel"

10.03.2025 18:04 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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dear colleagues,

i hope this email chokes you with a pillow in your sleep. please fill out the attached form and send it back before the end of the month.

best,
xx

06.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i thought of becoming a life coach but i realized i am not that deranged (yet)

06.03.2025 19:58 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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do not look into this

06.03.2025 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kdyby byl petr kropotkin vtipálek, tak je to sit-down komik, protože nesnáší stát 🤓🤓🤓🤓

06.03.2025 15:06 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

oslavové kamenování v domě dnešní noc

05.03.2025 12:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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endless thread of books i've recently enjoyed reading

5/x

(really hopeful book for these times)

03.03.2025 22:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not to alert you all but i was just found dead in a forest under a mound of moss with weird symbols all over my body

03.03.2025 07:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[exiting a vape plume, arms crossed as if i were a genie] whats up bitch

01.03.2025 08:23 — 👍 65    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

kitten i think we should wreak havoc on the middle class together

28.02.2025 13:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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friday afternoon...

28.02.2025 13:04 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

chief keef just absolved all my sins

25.02.2025 14:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

daily affirmations:

- i am a bastard
- i will never be enough because i am more than that
- i was cut from the cloth of god
- it is what it is but the "it" can be changed
- i cannot be killed
- it's not that deep

feel free to use them and subscribe for more whatever

25.02.2025 12:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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