We aren't paying footballers 350k a week and especially not lazy ones ...whether Effie could get more out of him is a mute point as he will never have to

Apparently they have really settled well here and his missus loves Newcastle as do the family when they visit. It's nice to hear him say it though.

I'm convinced that there are loads of filthy mackems posing as mags and calling for EH to be sacked on social media. It's the only explanation for the absolute hysterical squealing after every defeat or draw. Absolute spanners the lot of them and they need a good kick in the bollox #NUFC #Cnuts

In to these #NUFC

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What's happened to Oatrick Stewart amd all of the rest of the Premier league fans at Huddersfield...seems to have lost more than a chunk of "fans" if tonight's pictures are.anything to go by on the telly

Nabil Bentaleb?

Apparently they are all just night owls and they're all scary ..none of them are nice.
Moat of them like to just hang around but some like knocking books off shelves and moving chairs..those ones are known as dickheads in the ghost world. That's what I heard from the ghostly voice in my head

We need someone on the right wing and somebody in an attacking midfield role to provide service to our current forward. Whilst I would love Ferguson he's going to be a back up to Isak as long as we're playing a single striker.
The lack of service to.Isak needs to be addressed first like 👍

He'll be sold for PSR purposes

Some people can't be having their opinions challenged though Sue ...its like they have to be right and you have to agree with them or they'll abuse you. This place loves a narcissist. Stick to your opinions and despite we've disagreed a number of times its not personal I'm an adult ffs!

To be fair to Kelly he was bullied by their striker and he does look lightweight in comparison to Burn in that respect and lost most of the physical battles with the guy.
I think he's better suited to a lightweight striker but we didn't have any alternatives to play instead so I give him a pass

No reason we can't beat Palace but the problem is the prem is so unpredictable this season. Add to that some people are all "were the greatest " if we win and "HoweOut" if we lose ..there is rarely any sensible takes on the bigger picture. It seems sensible isn't a thing anymore

Sky sports news into their 3rd week since this guy was appointed MU manager still operating full time as MUTV.
It's getting embarrassing now.
They're literally sucking the shite out of Manure's arse at this point #NUFC

Considered buying it Neil? I'm sure your name above the door will attract more customers and keep it going.
Huge fan of TPB back in my teens in the 80s/90s.

Most people know by now that back Friday prices are a rip off as they raise the prices a couple of weeks before to make you feel like uou are getting a bargain. I'd rather shop local full stop regardless of promotions but (and it's an important but) prices have to be reasonable.

2/2 final 3rd usually in wide positions and get to the byline yet almost always we fire it across the line without looking up. Very rarely are we pulling it back to the penalty spot area where late runs can give midfielders scoring opportunities. Again are we not sorting this in training?? #NUFC

Of late every single game contains an absolutely free headers for the opposition which regularly results in a goal. At the same time we are very ineffective from set pieces when attacking. It leads to the question and rightly so...are we practising this stuff in training. We also get into the .. 1/2

It's absolutely ridiculous pal.
It needs scrapped entirely and rewritten to include debt as a major factor in sustainability as surely with that level of debt if the creditors decide to call it in the club is completely bankrupt and all because the owners leveraged it against the club.

#nufc saw this on X, Christ on a bike. Fuming. Man U:
Debt - £714million
Annual losses - £113.4million
Owner net worth - £18billion

Newcastle:
Debt - £0
Annual losses - £73.4million
Owner net worth - £738billion

Guess which team must sell to buy under the current FFP/PSR rules? #NUFC

Looking back on it we still have issues with low block and counter attacking teams.
Players seem to be able to run right through our midfield seemingly impervious to our attempts at tackling. I'm not gping to single anyone out as we generally played well first half. Free headers are a killer!!

Dunno why we cheer when we win a corner ...we hardly prolific scorers from set pieces #NUFc

Commentator and the mackem totally pro West ham here on Sky ...why am I not surprised. Where do they find these cnuts #NUFC

Sadly it's the Geordie way ...gained through years of being favorites for a game only to completely ruin it on the day

Leon Best

Anyone else looking forward to Skys Coverage of Man Utds game yesterday tonight at 6.30pm on the Man Utd show featuring Newcastle vs West Ham in between??? #NUFC #WHUFC

The cokc sukcing thats gone on the last few days since he arrived in Manchester from Sky is genuinely vomit
inducing to say the least.

Reading lots of positive posts from our fans for Monday night's game agai st West Ham...Everyone convinced we will beat them comfortably....Me??? It's exactly the game we historically lose. #NUFC

Let's just make this clear.
Happy Christmas and Merry Christmas will continue to be used in this household. Happy holidays won't.
I don't ask any other religious groups to rename their festivals so I don't accept being labelled for celebrating my religious festival!!

He's a brilliant player as a number 10 in a counter attacking team. We don't play a system that allows for a number 10 I'm not sure where he fits into our midfield unless you drop Joelinton which is counter productive as you'll lose that defensive energy 🤔 Top player though

Watching the amigos from last night on catch up and the disrespect shown to genuine NCL fans who went to the stack "2000 mid 20s pissed up fans don't represent me"
was one quote. Other opinions are fine but you aren't any better than any of those people. Stop being condescending!!