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Right, we agree that airports and coastal landmasses are not the same; I think we probably also agree that CBP's claimed jurisdiction is an absurd overreach but haven't quite aligned on how they define it.

Actually yeah CBP does also claim enhanced authority at international ports of entry like DFW but I didn't say you can fly a boat.

"international land borders *and the U.S. coastline*" is the important bit there. You can pilot a ship from Lake Michigan to Canada without touching ground, therefore CPB claims it under their jurisdiction.

The lake doesn't give a shit where you put the invisible line that separates the part called Lake Michigan from the part called Lake Huron, it's all one body of water you can pilot a ship from Canada to the US through. I don't make the policy, take it up with DHS if you want a geography lesson.

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Straight-line distance from a border isn't relevant, the jurisdiction is defined by radius from any coastline that can reach another country's waters. Since you can take an uninterrupted boat trip from Burnham Harbor to Port Severn, Ontario, Lake Fucking Michigan counts.

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It's a place where land touches water and then that water touches other land that's designated the property of another country

I've seen conflicting reports on this, like I wouldn't be surprised if the modern DHS would claim they are to claw out more federal authority but considering air travel is already under a dozen extra layers of security (theater) I'm not sure there would be a significant difference.

You might be correct if the Mackinac Bridge were a solid wall, but you absolutely can get to Canada from Lake Michigan via Lake Huron.

Also important to note this is not a new policy or one unique to the Trump regime; shit's been like this at least since the DHS was excreted by the Bush II administration, with similar policies present before that.

A map of the US with a 100-mile radius from every coastal & land border outlined in red. Chicago is included in this zone due to its proximity to Lake Michigan, which connects to Canadian coastal waters via Lake Huron.

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