V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex

It's a real testament to the writers of #StarWarsRebels that the moment I see Chopper, all I hear is droid swears in my head

New from me at TVO, on the Premier's spat with Diageo. www.tvo.org/article/anal...

Thirded.

Some people are more invested in punishing those who have it better because they can't fathom the work needed to lift everyone up instead. It's always easier to destroy than to build.

Witnessed a protester harassing a very pretty female officer, filming her and "just asking a question" when she was surrounded by other officers telling the guy to please stop.

I don't need to defend cops, but my dude, we all know you're being a creep under the guise of justice.

I have a weird affection for Ryan Goins just because he pitched that one game in the 18th of 19 innings back in 2016. Considering buying his jersey 2nd hand, just cuz.
#BlueJays

Sometimes I keep things that are like, "Well, this would be useful if the world ended" and now I'm like WTF if the world ends I won't need to be able to tell time or keep my socks dry

Ironically, this is what we say to each other as we head to the bathroom

Hi, this is the last you will see of me for the next few months--my birthday gift from @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social just arrived

Tapping the Futurama sign again

Evergreen comic from Adam Ellis www.instagram.com/p/C7Zyb0jvwz...

In high school, we watched the movie "Demon Seed" in which the house's AI inseminates Julie Christie and is reborn as a flesh and blood girl child.

If the sequel were made now, it would be a total nightmare dystopian horror for the AI girl.

RIP Jane Goodall.

INSOMNIAAAAA

D. Schneider is a platter of tenderloin medallions.

Shout out to the beer seller at the Rogers Centre on Sunday who carded me and did a triple take before serving me. He got a tip.

New from me at TVO, getting quite cranky about our grocery overlords and their whining about beer and wine empties. www.tvo.org/article/anal...

EVERYONE WHIP OUT YOUR GIANT DOGGY BANANAS

OMG GIANT BANANA TIME

Listen, I'm not advocating for objectifying men, but as the Jays' resident shirtless guy, George Springer is an absolute slab of brisket.

It has, like, 4 squeakers in it. Just be aware 😅

Big brown dog laying her head on a giant stuffed banana

Giant banana time is quality time.

a group of cartoon girls are standing next to each other with their arms in the air . ALT: a group of cartoon girls are standing next to each other with their arms in the air .

#BlueJays fans rn

Damn fine day for a #BlueJays game

Imagine if we’d built housing. For human beings.

Why is so much of fashion Insta just "be skinny, rich and beautiful and you can combine anything!"

Where are my dumpy perimenopausal fashionistas at? How do I style these bleach stained joggers?

Yeah because people who hate speed cameras will definitely respect those signs … oh wait www.cambridgetoday.ca/local-news/n...

All I know for sure is that the people who decided your printer can't print unless you replace the yellow cartridge even though you just want grayscale will not get raptured

At least she's not requesting "NIGHT BIRD!"