When Bondi refuses to answer legitimate questions, resort to mockery. Make a headline.

‘Oh, you don’t like that question? Ok. How much joint compound did you apply to your face this morning?’

Stool boom!

Hegseth should leave that meeting in cuffs.

Please ask the teams to take a knee for democracy.

TACO

The thank you cards from his family keep piling up.

Deploying troops to US cities is denigrating to local and state police efforts.
Why haven’t I heard any police or press commenting on this?

Does anyone know what kind of sandwich it was? Because I’m pretty sure it’s totally legal if it is done with a meatball sub with extra marinara sauce.

The cabinet

Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.

Repost if you agree.

Trump’s Own Administration Gave Tech Giants The OK To Ignore SCOTUS Ruling, Letters Reveal Attorney General Pam Bondi told the 10 companies they wouldn't incur "any legal liability" for defying the law upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court.

Since we have consensus disrespect for this Supreme Court, can we just stop paying them already?

Who put makeup on Walder Frey?

Is someone gonna tell him ‘a little dab will do ya’? Dude applies Brill Cream one tube at a time.

Can we get a parliamentarian for the Supreme Court?

They need to update that "Emperor's New Clothes" story and call it "The Emperor's New Bending Over & Spraying Projectile Diarrhea at Everyone"

JD Vance Refers To Sen. Alex Padilla As 'José Padilla' California Gov. Gavin Newsom said the vice president's blunder was "not an accident."

So not cool, VD Jance

It’s a great sign that Honesdale, PA residents are waking up. That’s a conservative area.

Wait, so is this why Elon got the black eye? Because we all know it wasn’t X.

I’m unconvinced that Kash has eyelids.

Cuomo didn't disclose millions in nuclear stock options Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, the leading candidate in the New York City mayor’s race, serves on a nuclear company’s advisory board and holds stock options worth more than $2.6 million.

Hard pass on this guy. Again.

MAGA might buy Teslas if they are retrofitted with a food processor (a la Back to the Future), so it runs on the blood of the innocent.

Make Listeria Great Again

US FDA suspends milk quality tests amid workforce cuts The Food and Drug Administration is suspending a quality control program for testing of fluid milk and other dairy products due to reduced capacity in its food safety and nutrition division, according to an internal email seen by Reuters.

"The FDA is suspending a quality control program for testing milk and other dairy products due to reduced capacity in its food safety and nutrition division...

Another disruption to food safety programs after the termination and departure of 20,000 HHS employees..."
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If Hegseth goes, who does Trump nominate next, Kyle Rittenhouse?

Luca Brasi says what?

Alas, poor Liberation Day! A fellow of infinite…

When the other kids were watching Schoolhouse Rock!, little Stephen Miller was busy drowning kittens.

Chet from Weird Science

If we’re all very quiet, we should be able to hear the Benghazi Choir warming up!