FPL Ride

Delap has now blatently dived for two pens in a row god damn

Arsenal games are so boring they border on unwatchable rubbish

@theguardian.com Hey lads sort it out will ya. Predicted Chalobah to start v Chelsea in Prem lineups but he's ineligible.

Nobody cares

Liking Darren Bent on Soccer Special today

Brilliant chart

Literally a dead rubber. Play the whole youth team IMO

They perform better against better teams

Same thing will happen with Trent (another shite asset)

To all the smart ass content creators telling us how Trent is essential: enjoy your massive 1 point haul

Only Scores Corners FC 0 - 0 Everton

Is this supposed to be funny?

West Ham now one point behind Man Utd 🤣

City 49% is nonsense

Salah always scored at home to City even when they were good and now they are 18th in the league for XCG per 90 in the last six games

City are statistically one of the worst defences last 6 weeks based on big chances conceded

Goals could literally come from 10 different attackers, Pedro is not a talisman like Cunha, Wood, Delap etc

Isak over Cunha is crazy Newcastle have only scored 13 goals in 12 leageu games

Make that 8 returns in 12

Arsenal arent beating Forest

Despite a little more attention, it still feels like Wissa is being criminally underrated as an FPL option. This season, he beats every other player in the entire league for Non Penalty Goals + Assists per 90 mins. My suggestion, pick him over Joao Pedro

Isak better than Saka IMO

Fun Fact: Jarrod Bowen (7 returns in 11) has more FPL returns this season than Fernandes, Johnson, Havertz, Solanke and Isak and has the same as Luis Diaz, Cunha and Son.
Under the radar?

Big round of applause for everyone who has joined Bluesky - we have enough basic intelligence to not be brainwashed by right wing bigots 👏

Fun Fact: 8 of the top 10 Premier League scorers so far did not feature in a major tournament in the Summer.

Only Luis Diaz and Cole Palmer were at either the Euros or Copa America

Players with a full summer off (Haaland, Salah, Mbeumo, Jackson, Wissa, Wood, Welbeck, Delap) are flourishing

Tail pipe draggin' volume blastin' bailin' out my brain