Page Miller-Rhodes

You got comprehensively manipulated by fascist billionaire pedophiles in the most vile corners of the internet but, somehow, I must convince YOU that trans rights are human rights? Ok, that sucks for everyone actually

💔 ❤️‍🔥 They don't have "I've learned a lot from you"

I think cynical is the word you're looking for

The privileged grievance of complaining when people call your championship game "sportsball". No one who calls it sportsball ever stuffed you into a locker for liking ball. We don't even get to use the gentlest euphemism to dismiss a sport whose fans punish those who lack enough enthusiasm for it

Fairy Fire Department standard issue

A Bissel Natural Sweep manual carpet sweeper, in space-age silver plastic

Riker's really cleaning up the galaxy

A blue street sign that reads "Page Mill Road"

oh, that is piiiiiiiiiss

The glasses are so cute!

Every time I hear the phrase virtue signalling, I remember Hamlet saying "ASSUME a virtue if you have it not"

YouTube video by The A.V. Club GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan

Ok, GWAR’s cover of Pink Pony Club is pretty fantastic.

youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...

apparently the battle of wits isn't the only one in which this country's leadership is unarmed

mine too. gimme

Having literally any plan at all and trying something might possibly yield results

surely one or two liberty caps will help

We're always inventing ourselves in the moment

Nah I get this. Neurologically, every memory you generate is fresh-baked. When instructed to produce a memory, brains generate a pattern from neurological mapping; the more that memory is reproduced, the more likely it is to resemble other copies but not necessarily the event being remembered.

And yet, I compulsively think: "she murmured"

Make a Bond movie casual

Diamonds are At Least Until Next Thursday

Post a random picture lest everything remain as it has been in 2026

today has been a good day in cat-related news; my neighborhood feral went in for a leg rub and allowed TWO pets before hissing at me 😊

oh yeah

fuck

What, here? Now??

This is my "hear me out"

I live with a 78-yo guy whose kids moved out of state. An optometrist asked me what I do, I said "caregiver". Truth is I'm more like an unemployed roommate. He asked how much I charged. When I said "nothing" bro lost his shit. Couldn't fathom not charging money to make sure someone stays alive.

When I read it, I didn't notice any critique of slavery, only a brief mention that the protagonist seemed to accept without further thought. A film adaptation I watched focused a great deal more on its presence in the plot. Reading it later I recall being disappointed. Maybe I should try it again.

As reader of Austen, Mansfield Park is one of the disquieting number of works that see her heroines romantically angled towards their first cousins. I know this is a modern bias but it gives me the ick every time

I quite like Sense & Sensibility, bonus points for Alan Rickman in the film adaptation

Santa of the Corn

Santa is judging so hard

they just took out the A and the I 😄